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Dae ye and if naw wid ye?

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    monacoger, Apr 11, 2017
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Wrong account Iain <doh>
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sorry, I know, the ****ing Metro ffs
     
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    monacoger, Apr 11, 2017
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Articles like that is what happens when ye allow female 'journalists' to get edgy.

    If a male 'journalist' had written that article there would be full scale female protests where they teach us a lesson by getting their tits oot so we don't sexualize them.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 11, 2017
  5. monacoger

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    ^^^^ poof
     
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    monacoger, Apr 11, 2017
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    If the lady is on the rag stuff it up the date ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 12, 2017
  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
     
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    Reminds me of a guy turning up at the office with suspect discharge around his mustachioed gob! Could have at least given his coupon a dicht before work!
     
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  9. Null

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    Naw

    And naw


    Shagging is one thing but muffin blood n membrane ... naw ta
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sir, I dislike your tone and attitude toward me. I would appreciate that you desist forthwith. Good day.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 12, 2017

  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    True story, first burd I ever went down on had her period and I was 13 I think so been muffing for years.

    So I'm in the 'dae ye' camp.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 12, 2017
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  12. monacoger

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    I think I've already stated that this wasn't aimed at you.
     
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Sorry mate, had you on ignore and didn't read the OP.
     
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  14. monacoger

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    Ah ok, that makes sense.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 12, 2017
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    Apparently if you perform cunathingus during the period of the menstrual flow there is a 87.5% percent of giving birth to a Van Morrison baby.

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    Moses, Apr 12, 2017
  16. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    So I see

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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 12, 2017
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    A well worn theme and thanks to Mon for plucking a fatuous story from El Metro. The Sex pages in The Metro look to be written by Twenty-somethings who have only ever experienced life through Facebook and YouTube. Some of the "journalism" is, even by the lowest standards of The Metro, mind numbingly pedestrian.

    Shower sex, period sex, w*nking at work, bean flicking, casual bisexuality, bum fun etc etc, all written as if the Journo was the first bint ever to have discovered them.

    I have already relayed my own "funny period oral" anecdote on other similarly themed threads. Quick synopsis - boy + sneaking into girl's room + session at the Y + breakfast next morning with a bloody Zapata = much laughter
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 12, 2017
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  18. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Odds on POTY ^^
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 12, 2017
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    i never perform cunnilingus, period or no period. its a disgusting act

    not to mention its totally beta
     
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  20. monacoger

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    ^^^^ poof

    Is there not something about that in a The Sopranos?
     
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