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Off Topic Cyclone Cook

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Uber_Hoop, Apr 13, 2017.

  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Be safe, Kiwi, if you're anywhere near the areas affected.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    love you kiwi i want your babies
     
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  3. UTRs

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    kiwi is probably more concerned about Ted<laugh>

    Hope your ok Kiwi!
     
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  4. goldcoast hoop

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    Stay safe Kiwi know what your going through
     
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    Really Ted

    Kiwi is boarding up his house....and you want to make babies...are you sex-mad
     
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  6. Steelmonkey

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    I thought this thread was going to be about an ex flying winger of ours.
     
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    I thought Dyson had branched out into deep fat fryers.

    PS Kiwi - stay safe mate.
     
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    As all before me have said, keep you and yours safe Kiwi.
     
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    The last I heard kiwi went out during Cyclone Cook and after putting his umbrella up he ended up in Sydney.

    His last text said '' I'm sorry mate can't talk, I'm stuck in Sidney at the the moment.''

    I'm just hoping that his reply was a typo.
     
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    What's Aussies real name?
     
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  12. UTRs

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    Janet Smetherick:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. QPR999

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    Sidney Humplethwaite
     
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    Our Sydney in Nova Scotia swings the same way as downunder:-

    Dutch teen ends up in the wrong Sydney
    An 18-year-old Dutch wanted to visit sunny Sydney, Australia, but ended up in chilly Sydney, Nova Scotia.

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    A teenager, Milan Schipper, ended up in Sydney, Nova Scotia, instead of Sydney, Australia, after making an error in booking a flight. (Facebook)

    By Hina AlamStaff Reporter
    Fri., March 31, 2017
    It’s the tag end of winter. A kind of fatigue sets and escaping to sun-kissed beaches sounds like a golden idea.

    So, with that thought in mind, and looking forward to some backpacking, enjoying and working in Sydney, Australia, 18-year-old Milan Schipper of Vaassen, Holland, booked his flight, according to a CBC Radio interview.

    He combed through websites looking for that perfect, cheap flight and found one, costing 800 euros, as opposed to others that cost him 1,000 euros.

    “I thought I was going to Australia, but that turned out a little different,” he said, in the interview.

    Schipper said he realized “quite late” that he wasn’t headed to Australia.

    “I saw the plane — and the plane was really small,” he said. “So I figured, would that make it to Australia? But afterwards, I checked the screen on the seat in front of me and I checked the flight plan and everything and then I saw all the flight plan was going to go right and up left. Yeah, that was about the time that I realized there was another Sydney.”

    All that Schipper saw of Nova Scotia, in the five hours he was there, was the parking lot of the airport. Airport employees helped him get back to Toronto, where after another 12 hours, he got back on the right flight to Amsterdam, where he was picked up by his father.

    This is not the first time that someone has made such a mistake.

    In 2002, a young English couple, Emma Nunn of Sidcup, Kent, and Raoul Christian, of Charlton, south east London, both 19 years old, bought tickets online for 740 pounds, to Sydney, according to a report in the BBC. But instead of sunny Sydney, Australia, they ended up in Halifax, Nova Scotia. The couple decided to stay and make the most of the trip.

    Also mistaking Sydney, Nova Scotia, for Sydney, Australia were a Dutch grandfather and grandson, Joannes Rutten and 15-year-old Nick Rutten of Amsterdam, Netherlands, in 2009; Monique Rozanes, of Argentina, in 2008; and Valerio Torresi, 26, and Serena Tavoloni, 25, of Italy, in 2010.

    Earlier this year, an elderly couple were wheeled to the wrong gate at a South Florida airport, and ended up on a flight to New York instead of Michigan.

    According to a travel website, some of the cities with the same name in different countries include: Ottawa, Kansas; London, Ontario; New Brunswick, New Jersey; Paris, Texas; St. Petersburg, Florida; Panama City, Florida; Cairo, Illinois; Athens, Ohio; La Paz, Bolivia; Moscow, Kansas; Perth, Scotland; Venice, Louisiana; and Aberdeen, Washington; among others.

    Perhaps, next time Schipper and the rest of us will double check the city before hitting, book.

    https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2017/03/31/dutch-teen-ends-up-in-the-wrong-sydney.html
     
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    You were meant to keep it secret 9s
    I think the storm veered off at the last minute
    Some damage up north but nowhere near as bad as expected
     
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    Press on regardless, Kiwi.
    Yours faithfully,
    Cyril Cedrick
     
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    i want his BABIES I LOVE HIM
     
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    Acton, Massachusetts.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I can send you a 17 and 13 year
    both badly behaved
     
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