Off Topic Crazy Things Women Do

Maybe he's got small feet

 

... Orange skin and small fingers.

 

Vaginal steaming sounds a great idea

I might do this to my cock and balls actually

 

Did she brush her teeth?

 

Yeah, she was quite clean and well kept otherwise.

 

Perfect just fix her in concrete from the waist up and access via her face

 

She had a very nice breastal-region, wouldn't concrete over that.

 

Her tits were at her waist ???

I'm beginning to imaginea cats mothball with nice teeth now

 

Sorry waist up... Not neckup.

Bresticles not at her waist.

 

I'm confused. Why is she in concrete?

 

Why not?


I think to cover up her hairy thighs.


Poor girl she was really very sweet, I thought quite attractive too although never really considered dating her, she was just a friend.

 

I met a girl like that once too. Her names was Jules and she had a short skirt on with stockings up to her thighs. Her thighs were a bit hairy, and she was quite big and tall. She also had balls and used to be called James.

 

She goes by "InBiscanWeTrust" on here.

 

You can't put me as the gay and the transgender one.. it's one or the other

 

Can't someone be both?

 

They don’t pick up the phone

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You convinced her to give you her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when you try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s given you a fake number. Some women will give you their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell you why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least the women who give you a made-up number are being more obvious about the fact that they have no intention of talking to you again.

 

Somewhat jaded there, dribs

A more succinct statement would be "All women are ****ing ****s (apart from my daughters)"

 

And mom..