Off Topic Crazy Things Women Do

So over the last few years trends such as anal bleaching have become common knowledge, where women bleach their anuses (anuses or is it ani) in an attempt to make them more scrumptious. Old news.

As is Vaginal steaming, an idea promoted by Gwynedd Paltrow who believes steaming ones vagina with herb infused water will... I'm not sure what it was supposed to do... Freshen it up? Reminds me of when people cook a turkey over a beer can.

Anyhow, the Queen of new age whackiness is at it again. Now telling women they need to walk around and sleep at night carrying a Jade egg in their hoohah. I guess same idea as kegal balls... Only it turns out Jade is porous, and harbours bacteria, and this could kill a woman with toxic shock syndrome... No, Biscan, probably not safe to put in your bleached anus either.

So what do you lot do to your vagina to keep it fresh?

 

Play games, when they mean "Yes", say "No".

 

Ay?

 

Try fisting.

I'd fist most of these celebrity women and leave them for dead.

 

What Dribs said.

 

Wait extended periods of time to respond to a text.

 

A classic way to keep the vag fresh.

 

Some would get a double fisting too

 

When you have misunderstanding, they like to do something to make you jealous.

 

If you do it right, you can bite her on the arse at the same time, You know what I'm saying, add a touch of romance to it.

 

Brother, play the game. Then you don't care who does what.

 

Every single one of them for the first time toss you off like they totally believed the phrase "choke the chicken"

Who needs the top 2 inches eh?

 

A woman told my friend "get lost" and he later married her.

 

Once you get past the smell you've got it licked.

 

To be fair even using 2 hands it's hard for them to cover all basis with me

 

So you've got very small hands.

 

You are hurting me ???.

 

Any woman who needs to steam their snout - swerve.

You can have that one for free

 

Tobes is just being pedantic, like we have standards when it comes to punani.

 

There was a Mexican girl I was friends with in University. Really sweet girl, a little chubby, but still quite attractive.

She had one major flaw though. Leg hair.

She would shave her legs up to her knee, but not above the knee (where she still had quite a bit of thick dark leg hair) and then wear almost exclusively mini skirts or short shorts.

Just seemed a bit odd, if she was going to shave, why not shave everything that shows instead of leaving three or four inches of thick hair.