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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Am I supposed to dig this deep
     
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    Well your always in the poop, why not? said Father Brown
     
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    The two men headed outside.

    "So, what's the issue then?" asked the farmer
     
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    Don't take the lid off too quickly !
     
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    If UTR's underneath, he might get scared!
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

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    Was it really a draw
     
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    What draw, he's stuck underneath l tell you!
     
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    "Like I said, I think my friend is going to say something to the cops about what you did"
     
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    can someone remind me what happened at the farm
    i remember a wheelbarrow
     
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    "Now that is a problem" said the farmer
     
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    Quick recap for kiwi....

    Two friends saw a man with a wheelbarrow. Man said it was a dead body inside and he'd killed him. Man fed the body to the pigs on his farm. The two lads end up at the pub, one played pool, the other started freaking out. They left the pub and got into a fight with each other because Billy said he was going to the cops. Billy said he was going home, Dave is now at the farmers place telling him there could be a problem <ok>
     
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    The story started on May 1st - page 38..........









    and I've summed it up in a paragraph <laugh>
     
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    good story it is too
    keep it up
     
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    'So what are you going to do about it?" inquired Dave.
     
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    What do you do with a drunken sailor
     
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    I've kept it up all night, now it's your turn.
     
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    WTF is all this about?
    I'm confused!
     
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    Does anyone know the combination
     
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    Does anyone know the meaning of life?
     
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    "Me?"
    "Nothing, it's what you are going to do about it that we should talk about" replied the farmer
     
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