Trust me, take this very useful life advise! Don't ware a mankinie if your holidaying in Iran this summer, they just won't leave you alone if you do. Even worse if its a pink one like mine...
Your one big sluut aren't you! Fancy strutting around with that on. Suppose you had stelettos on as well? Hair done up in a bun? Tits pointing out like a frozen pears. Suntanned around the clacker? Really? Can you seen me a photo???
The man was buried, they couldn't straighten his body out so it was a weird shaped casket he was placed in.