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  1. San Diego

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    That fart, oh my God, that fart!
     
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    I get confused variable speed cameras as they are meant tobe for safety.... but you always end up staring up then down at the speed causing potential lack of concentration?
     
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  3. Wherever

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    Has anybody seen my Willy
     
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  4. Didley Squat

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    You can use my well used sups dupa magnifying glass!
     
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    How can you get a cold sore when it's hot and sunny ?
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    The last known dinosaur is gay. ( not that there's anything wrong with that )
    How do l know?
    He's called a Megasuraus.
     
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  7. San Diego

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    He has a sister called Lickalotapus.
     
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  8. San Diego

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    He didn't follow through with that fart.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Oh yes he did!
     
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    True, but wouldn't you prefer broccoli?
     
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  11. Didley Squat

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    Why am l tender around my ring?
     
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    Truffles and cocoa
     
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  13. Didley Squat

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    Can l rest my scrotum on your chin?
     
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    Look at the size of that !
     
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  15. Didley Squat

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    It's just the camera angle
     
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    Is Harry Redknapp a brummy, Daddy ?
     
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    He went back to rocking, dribble again on his chin.
     
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    Is it chips or rice tonight ?
     
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  19. Didley Squat

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    If you must but use the Vasoline, ok?
     
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    Don't forget to turn left, right?
     
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