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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Dec 16, 2016.

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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Who ordered the raspberry chandelier?
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If you don't stop farting, you'll follow thru!
     
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    For goodness sake stop scratching your privates !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 8, 2017
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  4. Didley Squat

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    Stop washing your privates so hard and so fast!
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    of course i dont need glasses
     
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    Of course I didn't put diesel in the fuel tank by mistake !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 9, 2017
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i will put thje batteries in the smoke alarms next week
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    When you said gay, I thought you meant he was happy
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    it shouldnt be able to do that
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that!
    My dog is gay.
    Last week, he had his head so far up Barnys backside, l was about to send out a search party!
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    just try a bit
     
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    Get two for the price of three!
     
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    He just sat there, rocking back and forth like a see saw, dribble on his chin.
     
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  14. Didley Squat

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    I just don't care!
     
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    They are only half price for the next few days
     
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    He stopped the rocking, wiped the dribble from his chin, cocked his leg and farted.
     
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    Is Aussie recovering o.k. ?! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    whats the combination number
     
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  19. Didley Squat

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    That's nice that is ............... l bust my anus working my ring off and this is the abuse l get!
     
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  20. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I'm suffering from paranoia . . . . unless that's just what they want me to think :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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