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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    You should always count your blessings...

    Ok....

    Erh...

    No, definitely 0 having checked..

    Sweet FA.

    How many blessings is normal to have?

    I'm confused now Aussie,, please help me?
     
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    Yes, sorry about that mate, eggs was never my strongest subject at school!
     
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    My boss said he was just going off to drop anchor in poo bay...

    Sounds painful if you ask me...
     
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    Don't forget to cross the i's and dot the t's.
     
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    I waited for 3 hours and 27 minutes damn British rail
     
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    Wheelbarrows, you know it makes sense!
     
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    Jammy Dodgers - are they the same as Tax Dodgers ?
     
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    I'm getting fed up with being first best all the time...
     
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    A cozy woolly jumper you say?
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Use the following method to solve dandruff.
     
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    Really huge erection...










    982a19ca3b8f61f438075d00e9d06e71.jpg
     
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    Can I rinse it off after three days?
     
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    Master Bates, allow me to point you in the right direction.
     
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    Three wrongs does make a right if your good at covering your tracks<ok>
     
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    I've never seen one that big before!
     
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    There she blows!!!!
     
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    But he's already finished it.
     
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