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  1. San Diego

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    I didn't expect a stegosaurus to be on the doorstep.
     
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    I can assure you that its never happened before
     
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    What do you mean a stiffy in a jiffy ?
     
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  4. UTRs

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    And so prematurely also.....<laugh>
     
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  5. UTRs

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    No, not at that price ether, I true bargain imo!
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

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    I put diesel into my petrol engine
     
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  7. UTRs

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    Did that stop your widespread cabbage patch outbreak Kiwi?

    Hope it helped!
     
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  8. San Diego

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    Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.
     
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  9. UTRs

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    Get it fixed with a quick snip.

    Circumcision!
     
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  10. San Diego

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    This guy is confused

     
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  11. UTRs

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    Now were burning diesel, oh pussycat, meowsers<monster>:redface:
     
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    If I put a one pound coin in the slot, will I receive any change ?
     
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    Down boy!
     
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    What's a Ladyboy ? - I'm confused !
     
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    Hello dear, whats' that lump in your throat?
     
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    Well sweetheart, that's the funny thing, i wasn't there
     
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    Just send the invoice to the accounting department.
     
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  19. UTRs

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    I bet her younger sister was not there ether?<whistle>
     
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    Do I get OAP discount?
     
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