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Off Topic Confession Thread!!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Wooperts_duck, Aug 11, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Yep, this is a thread where you can confess to any thing good or preferably bad that you have done in your life.

    No one will judge you however disgusting your confession may be :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 11, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    you beat me to it
     
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    I will start off with the following..........

    When I was still at school, my friend and I naughtily set fire to a neighbour's hedge burning it down. We ran off when the fire got out of hand, and as it was dark, we never got caught.

    I can honestly say that I have NEVER done anything like that since then, well apart from trying to start a fire on a small motor boat which had drifted onto a beach near where we used to live on the mainland. :)
     
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I am without sin.
    The Reverend Didley Squat.
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Of course you are Didley..........he who casts the first stone, etc.
     
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    Come on you lot - don't be shy!

    If you're too embarassed, embellish it a bit :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    I once farted in the confessional.
     
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    You are forgiven Didley - just say two hail marys, or drink two bloody marys......
     
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    Let the Reverend J. W. Fonsworth heal thee sinners.............

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    Didley Squat, Aug 13, 2017
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I made 67 adult movies over 23 years.
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 14, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Did they ever find the hidden camera
     
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  13. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I confess to posting on this thread
     
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    San Diego, Aug 14, 2017
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    Nothing to be ashamed about SD, but surely you have sinned in the past..........come on, let it flow.............man up..........tell me..........I promise I won't tell anyone else on here :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2017
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    I must confess to drinking much free lager on the 24/7 Thread!
    Make a post and grab a free beer!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 15, 2017
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    Alright, alright.......here goes.......................



































    I posted here again :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    San Diego, Aug 15, 2017
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    C'om Sans, l had just got the popcorn and bubbly out to here all about it.

    Talk about all worked up and nowhere to go!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 15, 2017
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    This week only, buy one confession, and get one free - yep it's BOGOF time :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 17, 2017
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    Dear Farter!
    I'm still a virgin.
    Am l missing out in life?
    Yours sincerely,
    Johnny Floppy
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 18, 2017
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  20. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I confess to not posting here in a couple of days
     
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    San Diego, Aug 18, 2017
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