"Completely destroyed anus" - oooffffttt!!!!!!

A matador who’s anus was ‘completely destroyed’ when an 11-inch bull’s horn was rammed up his sphincter is doing okay.
In fact, the fighter has shared a picture of him giving a ‘thumbs up’ from his hospital bed.
Antonio Romero was rushed to hospital after the 1,160-pound bull named Caporal attacked him in Mexico City.
‘I have faith and hope in returning to feel and show that I can be someone important in the fiesta brava,’ he told the Daily Star.
Dr. Rafael Vázquez Bayod said that he had suffered ‘very, very serious damage to his anorectal region’.

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matador-whose-anus-was-completely-destroyed-by-bull-is-doing-okay-6533489/#ixzz4cW7CpOMJ

Looking at the video it was over in a flash, in and out with no lube and not even so much as a please or thank you. Can't say that I blame the bull though, I'd be ready to f*ck up the twat in the mincey clobber after someone stuck spears in my neck.

 

Fair dues to whoever wrote the Daily Mail headline for it.

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At least the mail know the difference between who's and whose

 

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