I'm waiting for the match to start and I'm watching channel fives Police Interceptor's, they have just pulled a car and found £100,000 pounds of drugs in a carries bag on the back seat. Whilst watching this my wife is looking at the news on a local website and the police are investigating the theft of some paving slabs from Windermere. Two different worlds, although I do acknowledge there is a drug problem in the Lakes. In their shoes which bobby would you like to be?.
The one from Heartbeat. Spends most of the day in the pub, then clips a couple kids round the ear in the afternoon. Job done,
Interceptor. Then i can pretend to be knight rider and get wasted on illegal drug seizures. Then randomly shoot the air shouting 'yipee kai ya mother ****er'.