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Off Topic Comparisons in life

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by cumbrianmackem, Jan 17, 2017.

  1. cumbrianmackem

    cumbrianmackem Well-Known Member

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    I'm waiting for the match to start and I'm watching channel fives Police Interceptor's, they have just pulled a car and found £100,000 pounds of drugs in a carries bag on the back seat.

    Whilst watching this my wife is looking at the news on a local website and the police are investigating the theft of some paving slabs from Windermere.

    Two different worlds, although I do acknowledge there is a drug problem in the Lakes.

    In their shoes which bobby would you like to be?.
     
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  2. clockstander

    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    If they have to unload the vehicles I go for the former.
     
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    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    The one from Heartbeat. Spends most of the day in the pub, then clips a couple kids round the ear in the afternoon.
    Job done,
     
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  4. clockstander

    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    I bet greengrass is in that first car. <laugh>
     
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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Hamish McBeth.
     
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  6. clockstander

    clockstander Well-Known Member

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    Hashish his commonwealth cousin
     
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  7. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Gene Hunt
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Interceptor.

    Then i can pretend to be knight rider and get wasted on illegal drug seizures.

    Then randomly shoot the air shouting 'yipee kai ya mother ****er'.
     
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