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Colback wanted by Chinese

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 16, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Well the takeaway in Gosforth has apparently put a bid in for him to be their replacement driver.

    Hope they don't want him to get out of first gear...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 16, 2017
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  2. Obi Wan

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    No, they ordered a 'ninja assassin in black', not 'ginger ass passing back'.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 16, 2017
  3. Beardsley's Shimmy

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    Colback will probably deliver your food sideways to your neighbour.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    Or give it back to the chef.
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    They heard he would increase their bookings!
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Whatever you do, don't order the pork balls in ginger.
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    They will get relegated
     
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  8. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Colback would probably drive the car sideways through your wall.
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    More sideways than the Great Wall of China
     
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