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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Dec 1, 2015.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    So.

    I'm bored and thought we should have offensive poll / award sort of thing..

    Person most likely to kill someone: that donga bloke

    Person you'd like to kill or see thrown from a building: Astro

    Person most likely to have sex with a sheep: luv / Rhc

    Person you'd like to punch: Astro

    Person you'd like to have a pint with: bit gay this one.. Tobes.

    Person you think has some weird sexual fetish: Rhc

    Person you think still lives with his mam. Cytrax

    Person most likely to follow Britain first: custard

    Person most likely to completely change their opinion because everyone disagrees: math

    Worst at arguing: UIR

    Best feud: UIR/treble/Stan

    Biggest keyboard warrior: sisu

    Best rant: that spurs fan on the Paris thread

    Best thread: the dinner thread

    Biggest nobhead: Sky

    Worst wum: that Chelsea idiot

    Feel free to add anymore as my boredom has made me bored of this.
     
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    Sweats, Dec 1, 2015
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Most loathsome estate agent? <whistle>

    PS I'm not ****ing welsh <grr>
     
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  3. Swarbs

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    Biggest **** for not giving me any awards at all: sweats
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Someone else could always nominate you for the biggest nobhead.. <ok>
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Yes but you drink a lot.. Would imagine you'd have more luck with a sheep than an actual live woman.
     
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    Just as long as I get some attention <diva>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    Then once again, you'd be bang wrong <ok>
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Well you could at least copy and paste and vote for your people..
     
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  9. Lovearsenalcock

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    Best rant: that Spurs fan on the Paris thread

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  10. Sweats

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I want an award, I want one now!!!!!!!
     
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  12. Sweats

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    I voted you for one. <ok>
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What do I win?

    Hopefully not a free DVD of you and Tobes 'going for a pint'.
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    DVD of the full interview with Meth
     
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  15. Sweats

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    You're just jealous. Or wel jel from your part of the country... <ok>
     
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    I'm not wel jel. You're welcome to Tobes. I'm meeting Custard down the gay bar later <ok>
     
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  17. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    You going to swap Britain first memes? That's not an innuendo either.
     
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  18. Treble

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    Not much of a prize, you can find that on Youtube... fully uncut with sh1te robot dance moves included
     
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  19. Sweats

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    Think tobes is too embarrassed to acknowledge this. He shouldn't be embarrassed.. Scared perhaps.. Not embarrassed.
     
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I see we have a momentary return of another bitter chav on the forum today and he's dragging his knuckles across the Chav board again.
     
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