Christmas Card From Doris To Interested Parties

Here you go.

 

Chippy pal, dropped the standard of this thread pal...big time!

 

Have to confess to being an interested party if only vicariously. I have heard so much about the lovely lady!!! I hope she , and you, Masky, have a very Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year. Also, I wish the same to all the merry crew on here and theirs.

 

Back to you on that one Frankfurter pal...oh, and by the way Doris was asking about your sausage....I said small!

 

^^^^what like a richmonds skinless ...............the germans I thought had big weighty meaty sausage.......or was that the Italian stallion I met in a lonely toilet once .................


chippy no class with you northern lads, you could have taken your shoes off for the pic

 

anyways as for dirty sex.......tell her not 2 wash from now and I be down for boxing day

 

ok I will bite, who is Doris?

 

I think he played as a keeper for you lot.

 

oh dorus de whats his name, have an autographed glove lol

 

That's nothing musty - Masky's got an autographed condom............

 

didn't realise he was a fag

 

We've only got Masky's word for that musty - though I could be mistaken about Doris's true identity.

We'll have to ask him for a current photo - preferably with clothes on.........

 

Fag Masky, listen Musty pal nothing dodgy about me pal....show respect and keep a civil younger up my Jacksee! Hey anybody see what I did there?

Anyway if I were a fag I would probably be a Senior Service, not an old Woodbine pal!

 

whats a matter musty don't they like fags in aus...........was that why aussie got the boot I wonder>>>>>>>>the plot thickens .......sure he said he was best mates with max boyce and all

 

MY sausage is big enough, thank you for asking guys!!!! Not a Frankfurter but more like a bratwurst and it works some of the time too.
Musty, I wouldn't try and get to the bottom of this. It is a very sordid story that paints Masky as a bit of a chancer.
Just have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And the same to all the rest on here and the Swans board.

 

the swans board, that sounds like a cheese board but mouldier

bratwurst I small but juicy............so a taste for all occasions is the Germanic tribes forte

you wouldn't believe it but I just finished off a sausage mash and onion gravy dish of>>>>.feel a bit Jeffrey dahmer at the moment

 

And a purple speedo, come on we'll always be blue.