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Off Topic Chippy

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Aug 4, 2017.

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Do you feel sorry for Chippy.

Poll closed Aug 5, 2017.

  1. Yes

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  2. No

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Get a grip you I'rn Bru drinking mustard chino wearing loser

    14 vote(s)
    87.5%
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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Chippy is now claiming he's sick of drinking and it's too hot. He's currently on holiday.

    Simple question, vote above as to whether Chippy has managed to elicit any sympathy from anyone.

    Feel free to comment.
     
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  2. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    **** him. I'm Sat at work on a late shift doing a ****ty job in a ****ty office when it's sunny outside.

    No sympathy, he needs to man up!
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Aug 4, 2017
  3. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    He'll always find something to whinge about....
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'm burnt and look like a fat crabstick.

    My Yorkshire side is telling me to keep drinking as it's so cheap.(1.8 Euro a pint).. I type this with a hevy heart.

    I have had to go on a boat trip today too. Sea was choppy as **** and it made me feel unwell for an hour. Wish I hadn't extended my hols by a random week now.

    Looking forward to getting back to the cold to recharge me batteries.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 4, 2017
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You wouldn't say that if you saw the gash gear I wear...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 4, 2017
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Come on brothers.. can I get a 'hell yeah we feel for you brah!'?
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I'm not that long back from Beni, so 'No Chance' for any sympathy.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I feel sorry for him going away on holiday in middle of summer holidays where it's twice as expensive and full of kids....
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 4, 2017
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Someone voted yes....let me guess....it was.....








    Chippy? :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 4, 2017
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He's a raging pikey homo, with no identity.

    Every ****er just feels the need to pat in on the head (like a lost puppy, or pissed tramp from consett)
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I guess you voted the third option then <laugh>

    Poor old Chippy, lying on a sun-drenched beach sipping beer all day long. We should feel sorry for him :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 4, 2017
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He wore velcro shoes till he was 15
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Nope. I voted option 3, tosser.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Good morning mate, what you up to today?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 5, 2017
  15. Fork Handles

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    That was me siting in Majorca sweating like a ... and sick of expensive San Miguel. Sympathy vote
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    When he has had to sit in the sun and drink beer for 27years like me I will start feeling sorry for him - till then he's a soft get.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 5, 2017
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    With those servants passing you it too.

    Any spare rooms in the villa mate?
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Are you telling me you are having to get your own beer? I am changing my vote to Yes.
    The servants are getting your bed ready as I speak.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 8, 2017
  20. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Are those the rose tinted spectacles you've been wearing while looking at our transfer activity this summer?

     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Aug 8, 2017
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