Almost may have been too strong. Just after hearing the **** giving it big licks from that rewind festival at scone palace 9. Rewind being the ideal festival for many of you golden oldies on here. Few of you are probably there glamping as we speak, pricks. Seriously though that **** must be munching fetus stem cells for breakfast.
Went to World dance New years eve 1996 one of my mates a little skinny Indian woman had a massive come up on some e's and wanted to see paramedics. Told security and was escorted to a big room full of people freaking out and Mr Motivator was there wearing trade mark spandex shorts and vest in neon colours and tache. Started majorly rushing and trying to hold it down whilst serupticiously ripping the piss out of Mr Motivator's outfit and mannerisms. My friend started to level out so we made our excuses and left. True story.