Match Day Thread Charlton v Oxford

A massive game tonight

With prize money in League One going down to 14th place, Oxford (12th) and Charlton (13th) will be competing for the £86 that is guaranteed by finishing in 12th place in this tough league. A set of training cones is the consolation for finishing 13th.

There are rumours on social media that highly impressive midget Jay deSilva has asked for the night off playing a munchkin in @DickPlumb s latest production at the Eltham Old Vic, and will strengthen our already formidable looking bench.

With Gobinson spoilt for choice up front, the main selection dilemma is who will look after Tony Watt's fags for 50 mins while he jogs around the pitch before being substituted again.

Lewis Page is strongly in contention to replace the highly impressive Adam Chicken (sic) at left back, and Patrick Bauer is odds on favourite with Paddy Power to be the first Charlton player onto Twitter after the game to apologise for another abject performance.

A huge crowd of 5,000 is predicted for tonight's thriller, although CAFC will announce it as 14,987.

Let's see where we are on Saturday.

 

1-1

Positives:

We make 12-13 chances a game,
We haven't hit an iceberg.

 

Excellent write up. Next play for the Plumb Players is Our Country's Good in June. Really have no interest in the football. Neither do most of the Charlton Support.

 

I think we will somehow manage a win, though there is no method to the madness. I just predict Oxford will have an off night.

Anyone attending?

 

Seen a couple of Tweets of the Valley tonight.

More stewards there than fans.

 

I am told the attendance tonight is 4,000

That's from someone who is there.

 

0-1 already.

 

Sounds like we are playing poorly again and should be a couple down.

Looking forward to hearing the Apologists explanation for tonight's sub 5,000 league attendance.

 

Sounds awful.

 

Best crossbar challenge attempt yet though. I feel vindicated for coming.

 

Booed off at half time by the 67 fans still there.

 

City Monaco has been such a good game I haven't even checked what's going on.

 

Chris Solly sent off.

4th red card in last 6 games.

 

Who covers RB?

 

Bring back Foley!!!

 

Lost 0-1

Looks like Robinson might not make the 20 game average for Duchatelet managers.

He is a fanny merchant - quickly found out at a basket case of a football club.

Surely no Apologist can defend this car crash of a football club now !

 

Completely forgot about the game. I assume that was Conor McAleny who scored the winner?
5 yellows as well as the red. We're an undisciplined rabble.

 

City Monaco was one of the best games of football I have ever seen. **** Charlton, we are ****. Look forward to the excuses for tonights performance.

 

Yes.

By all accounts we were abysmal, with only Matividi showing up.

It seriously wouldn't surprise me if Robinson goes quickly, whatever it was he was trying to do it hasn't worked and isn't going to IMO.

His fatal mistake was arselicking the President in public.