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Match Day Thread Cardiff v Newcastle United (hopefully of the Premier League at some point in the next 50 years)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 25, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Yee knaa what tae de.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    A pretty good effort Chippy.

    Much better than usual and informative.

    Obviously a lot of effort has gone into this and credit should be given where and when it's due.

    Well done Chippy.
































    And they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

    ;)
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Easy win.

    Is it August yet?
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    I think we should refuse to play as they are not in the same league
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No mate... a stand up Dwarf Comedian is.
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    We was too slack defensively last night esp in the first half, play like that against and Cardiff will exploit it.

    I really really want us to win this, kinda more than a lot of other recent games, because I can't stand Neil bloody Warnock - everything about him really, the fact he's such a whiney sore loser, the fact when any lower league championship manager gets sacked, Warnock is always brought it - "no good managers left....yeah let's just bring in Warnock", and the fact he has no bloody eyebrows.

    Really want us to win this.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Really depends how professional we are. Personally I would want us to put celebrations to one side and try to thump Cardiff. While the chances are small with only two games remaining, we should be using our early fixture to exert as much pressure as possible onto Brighton. Tammy Abraham may want to impress his new side.

    I actually think they will win on Saturday to make it all inconsequential but nevertheless.

    You can tell Chris Hughton now, we're still fighting for this title and he's got to go to Aston Villa on the last day and get something.

    And I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them. Love it.

    But it really has got to me. I've voiced it not606, not in front of my mates or anywhere.

    I'm not even going to the bog. But the battle is still on and Brighton have not won this yet.
     
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  8. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Cardiff 0-3 Toon
    Brighton 1-1 Bristol City
    Villa 2-0 Brighton
    Toon 2-2 Barnsley
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So you saved your worst effort until almost the last game of the season Albert? Is your full name LessHopeThanNevilleColback?
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    Interesting figures on net spend. Net spend, for me, is always the more important figure as opposed to gross spend.

    Yes, we spent a lot in gross terms but only because we sold players to be able to do that. Yes, for the amount we spent we should and have got automatic promotion. But anyone can spend money they haven't got and be financially irresponsible a la Portsmouth, Leeds etc but we have spent what we had and have acted financially responsibly.

    Cannot understand the whiners who complain about how much we have spent when it's our money we are spending unlike the likes of Portsmouth and Leeds of yesteryear. If we had spent money we didn't have then the whiners may have a point but it's like insisting everyone goes to Fleetwood for their holidays because some people can't afford to go to Milan.

    Also, cutting people off at the pass, the graph isn't showing net spend in the Championship but rather the named clubs. Don't know if they are 100% accurate as it's off twitter but who cares as half the people who have reached this stage will have either been twisting their phones, tablets and/or computers to try and read the graph.

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

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    Ashley has got his head screwed on eh
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Is Vincent Tang still at Cardiff?
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    So Brighton basically bought promotion. Cheats! Well I hope fredor goes on their page and gives their fans what for.
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    And don't think you can hide '"insist" in a long post without it being spotted, ya cheeky beggar.
     
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    Whats wrong with Fleetwood - the Mackems may be going there for a late Summer holiday next year?
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    This thread title might need changing :(
     
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  18. anyobrien

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    lost total interest tbh...feel physically ****ing sick of the ****s running our club.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    This whole mess today is all Albert's fault.

    1. He jumped the gun with this thread title, thus jinxing us
    2. His anti-Toon 'insurance' bets caused unrest and a bad run of form
    3. His terrible attempts at matchday threads made the players think "well of the fans can't be arsed then why should we bother?"
    4. His bet rigging and fraudulent activity were a bad influence on Charnley (who was previously an innocent but slightly naive man)
    5. He fckn wears fckn mustard fckn chinos FFS.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    <laugh> chippys thread title. ****ing divvy.
     
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