Man caught ‘masturbating’ while his wife shopped at Asda please log in to view this image A man who was waiting for his wife to finish shopping at Asda was caught masturbating in the car park. The former carpenter was caught in the solo act on Valentine’s Day. The 51-year-old claimed that ‘one thing had simply led to another’ while he waited for his wife to pick up the groceries. Timothy McTinghe claimed he had been rubbing his leg after suffering from pins and needles, though later admitted outraging public decency. The former carpenter had been visiting Asda in Brighton Marina, East Sussex, with his wife and dog. Next time you fancy a swift one off the wrist just say you have pins and needles!
