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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Gordon Armstrong, Feb 6, 2017.

  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    The scoreboard, Paddy Crystal-Palace-v-Sunderland-Premier-League.jpg . . . . is that a 3 or a 4 ?
     
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    Defoe: "Just give me a second while I curl one out at your feet. There, that's you at defending, ****!"
     
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  3. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    Defoe - "how the feck did we get ower £20m for you n Wikkam?"

    Bart
     
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    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Palaces players are better than ours you say? have you seen the scoreboard Pat?
     
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  5. crumble bungle

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    what was it you said about keeping clean sheets again?
     
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  6. cumbrianmackem

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    Whata mistaka ta maka paddy.
     
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    Patrick's mouth hung open as the realisation slowly dawned on him that Sunderland were in fact by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.

    As long as he wasn't playing for them.
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

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    Okay, Paddy, I'll have another look :emoticon-0126-nerd:
    Crystal-Palace-v-Sunderland-Premier-League.jpg No . . . . 'we' are not losing 4-0
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    JD: I told you things aren't much better in London fam.
    PVA: Where you eating out tonight?
    JD: Nando's
    PVA: I feel like we're part of a stereotypical, casually racist caption competition now do you?
    JD: Dunno what that means bro, how's your Mrs?
    PVA: Not so good, since she found out about me shagging yours.
    JD: uuurgh... I'm going out with your sister bro.
    PVA: Oh yeah, I forgot... ffs.
    JD: It's 4-0 to us by the way.
    PVA: Didn't care then, don't care now.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Paddy Mick, Paddy Mick.
    Got no balls, got no dick.
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    PVA. Do i look gay standing like this.
    JD. Aye ****er.
    PVA. Ooh.
    JD. 4-0 ya cock womble.
     
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    JD - "Up yours"
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    Swapping me for Dozey Jozy - lots
    Getting £14m for you and replacing with an actual defender - lots more
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    Hammering you in your new home, on your debut - fecking priceless :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    (In the voice of Nelson Muntz) from the Simpsons - Haa ha
     
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    This scoring lark is piss easy when you're against sh*t defenders
     
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    Defoe to PVA - They paid 14 million for you? "Bend over and let's check your ass for Vaseline".....
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    JD i have a request to the Fa that you mark me every game from now on
     
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  18. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    The dressing room smells a lot better now your'e gone, ya stinky twat..
     
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    PVA:
    How did you score that? You weren't there last time I looked
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    Can you just stop it please, it was supposed to be my afternoon
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    PVA how the **** did that happen i went to a better team
     
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