please log in to view this image Defoe: "Just give me a second while I curl one out at your feet. There, that's you at defending, ****!"
Patrick's mouth hung open as the realisation slowly dawned on him that Sunderland were in fact by far the greatest team the world has ever seen. As long as he wasn't playing for them.
JD: I told you things aren't much better in London fam. PVA: Where you eating out tonight? JD: Nando's PVA: I feel like we're part of a stereotypical, casually racist caption competition now do you? JD: Dunno what that means bro, how's your Mrs? PVA: Not so good, since she found out about me shagging yours. JD: uuurgh... I'm going out with your sister bro. PVA: Oh yeah, I forgot... ffs. JD: It's 4-0 to us by the way. PVA: Didn't care then, don't care now.
Swapping me for Dozey Jozy - lots Getting £14m for you and replacing with an actual defender - lots more please log in to view this image Hammering you in your new home, on your debut - fecking priceless
PVA: How did you score that? You weren't there last time I looked or Can you just stop it please, it was supposed to be my afternoon