please log in to view this image Officer, do you mind removing your truncheon from my orifice, please !
please log in to view this image Would you like to say a few words about the size of Simon Cowell's willy ?
please log in to view this image "You see I knew that if I saved this swimsuit long enough I would be able to fit into again at some point" "I don't think that time is yet though" replys the reporter.