Says the **** that spends his weekends baking cakes and pretending to be a paedophile I wish I had the wit and intellect to come up with the high-quality content you do on here. All these links to Metro articles and other hilarious material you provide us with on a daily basis is unsurpassed, I wake up every morning looking forward to Grove's not606 input. Oh wait, I don't I used to like debating on here, arguing with ****s and generally posting on here. ****wits like yourself have ****ing ruined it, the last few funny ****s are giving up. Just keep it on track to be some pish version of Mumsnet with your hilarious repetitive paedo jokes thrown in from time to time
Says the C.unt who spends his weekends with a fake Ukrainian Miss World lookalike, eating cabbage pizza, getting stoned in an attempt to forget what a loser he is while spaced out in front of his Atari. You used to like debating on here? Since when does anything you say qualify as a debate? I'd like to see you on Question Time - Dimbleby - Yes please, the gentleman in the tweed coat... Tweedy - I'd like to know what the panel thinks about effects a hard Brexit would have on the UK manufacturing industry? Dimbleby - Over to you Sir Hyphen-Smythe Tory - I think the UK economy will boom after Brexit (boo-hiss from audience) Dimbleby - And what about you Student Grant Labour - Well it is obviously the product of a Thatcherite agenda and what about the NHS? Dimbleby - Yes, quite. Over to our new panelist from the Legalize Ketamine Party, Toby Twatford, what would you say? Toby - Kill yourself You have always been and ever will be an utter Mong.
You should save all this side-splitting priceless material for the BBC, you're wasting it on here I couldn't even parody the pish you consider funny on here, it's too ****ing pathetic as it is.
