You are on fire tonight Toby, thinking of cancelling my account due to the pummelling my self-esteem has taken.
Now ye see what ye missed ya blooter. Blowjob widda got ye a louis vitton (?) handbag. I dunno what these things are she just uses ma card.
A private PM of the minutiae might make me feel better ...wait, hang on, cancel that, hairdresser boy
So tell me, what conditioner should I be using to keep my luscious locks luscious and locked? @hairdresser