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Match Day Thread Birmingham vs Newcastle United (FA Cup 3rd Rnd)

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I used to go to school with a lass called Emma Gash.

    Honestly... she got pelters.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

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    Well if nasty gashes are your thing...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. Obi Wan

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    WTF!?!? <yikes>
    That is disturbing.
    But you just happened to stumble across it?
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

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    I just put gash into google images. In amongst the nasty cuts was a link to this disturbing little doozy. My internet history is probably quite disturbing in general because of Not606.
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    If you look closely on her wall it says "Trev was 'ere"
     
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  6. Gordonthetoony

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    Hairy ones at that (lol)
     
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    I used to work with a guy called Neil Swallow.

    We always wondered if that was what he told his wife to do.
     
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    I kid you not I went to school with a boy called Garren Tees

    As a parent with a surname of Tees why would you call your son Garren. Garren isn't even a real name. If you're doing it as a bit of a joke why not call him Warren at least that's a genuine and common first name.
     
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    If your second name is Lee, I think it would be very difficult to avoid the temptation of calling your son Bruce and your daughter Dairy. So I have sympathy. To be honest Lee would be ridiculous for choice. Obvious, Dastard, Ironical would all be tempting but the list is endless.
     
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  10. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    A bit like having a surname like Coates and calling your kid Summer. Chinese student were I work - called One Ting. Not kidding either.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Where? All I can see is where it says "That ugly little corrupt cheat with the tiny little cock was 'ere"
     
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  12. Judge Death

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    Work with a great lad called Ivan Hoh, used to know a bloke at Thames Water called Lee King - I kid you not :emoticon-0142-happy
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    There was a bloke who I used to tenuously know from a previous company called Wayne King.
     
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  14. Delusional Full Stop

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    This is exactly what happens when a kind, genial, fun loving youngster called Trevor allows the dim witted kid in the corner called Chippy to hero worship and copy him.

    <doh>
     
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    On the question of names I went out for a short while with a beautiful Malaysian girl called Bee Choo. She swore blind she had an older sister called Aah Choo. Could never tell whether she was winding me up or not as never met her family.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Albert went out with her friend Bee Lin
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    Not until now. That's right Trev, tonight on Surprise Surprise we've flown Bee Choo, her sister Aah Choo and their 27 other family members all the way from Malaysia to come and live with you. Congrats Trev, thoroughly well deserved surprise there. <ok>
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Anyone else get the feeling that this match day thread has gone slightly off piste?
     
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    As long as her brother Choo didn't ask if you like trains and had ever been on the midnight one to Georgia.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

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    Her dad wasn't called Jimmy was he?
     
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