Betz for Bantz

I think he has another village idiot who's come to visit him today......Dufus the drunk.

 

I did think when you created the thread 'good luck trailing through all the **** to find the correct bets'

You're on your own here, matey

 

ive found them all..that wasnt the issue..go and have a spliff

 

Sorry mate, had one of the busiest 5 days of work ever. ****s been going down all over the place...

Just got home and had my tea so my spliff isn't far away

 

Bit harsh on Archers ... having a Quentin avatar for the season

 

As forfeits go, they don't come much worse.

 

Last few days to show us you got some balls behind your constant gobbing

After the last match of the first round of PL games, the bets are done

Some people might get optimistic if their team gets off to a flyer..then balls swell up..man puts on bet.

A few regular posters need to get involved.

United looking good..come on United nobbers, gobby kaaants
Everton looking like they are wanting to challenge top 4..Tobes should be confident
Southampton posters....what you saying?
Swansea/Newcastle posters
Pussy boy Lesta fans


Any problems..bring them up before the Week 1 PL fixtures finish

Go..go...go

 

Have you worked out our bet yet Spurlock

 

No..hence why it is missing from the official list..when you re write it without the bullshit riddles, i might consider it

you got the weekend chop chop G

 

I bet that you lot won't get top 4, picture relating to Arsenal/Pompey of winners choice in losers sig for a month.

 

Have @Stan and @Chief made any wagers yet?

They're always gobbing off about all kinds of ****. I'd be hugely disappointing if either lacked the stones to put his money where his big mouth is.

 

Yes. You were busy waving your arms around and screaming "WHAT ABOUT ME?!"

 

The HIAGster cannot be everywhere, Stan.

Good on you, though, for putting your stones on the line. It slightly alters my view of you.

 

You cant play

**** off

 

Guessing that's a no then...

Any other Spurs fans up for it? seeing as you've been telling me I'm wrong all summer

 

I'm already locked into a bantz bet, Libby.

 

Why? If you lose you'll welch again.

 

I didn't "welch" last time, Lightning.

In fact, I voluntarily extended the period of my punishment by some considerable margin.

 

You welched, became hysterical and demanded bans. Standard.