Bet Thread

Furthest I got was 300 miles outside of London getting jerked off by some hooker in a motorway petrol station. Like a boss

 

Mind you if it wasn't for that money I wouldn't have gone to Jamaica and met my Mrs. Funnily enough that's where I ran out of money, ended up living in the ghetto with some American dude in a dog house (literally). Funny as **** it was, only white guy I met that proper lived like a local - I believe he's still there.

He went on holiday with his wife, licked a crack pipe and told her to **** off back to America, he hid in the ghetto's ever since

We used to get all the tourists to come into the ghetto for their herb while a whole crew of mad ass ghetto youts were waiting for their money! Good earner it was.

 

I know a property developer. He's successful and loaded. But like all property developers he's had some bad times.

At a Christmas do a couple of years ago he got pissed and told a few of us about his experience during the last property crash. The banks suddenly called in loans on part complete developments that he was struggling to shift off plan.

He had to find cash fast so told a local estate agent to find a tenant for his massive house but it had to be done off market as he didn't want his wife to know what he was up to.

When a tenant had been found he told his missus that he'd had a cold call about someone renting the house and the money offered was too good to turn down. She agreed that they should rent a smaller place and make the most of the "opportunity".

With the rental income he managed to get through 12 months of hell fighting the banks and trying to stay afloat.

He said he'd lie awake at night thinking he was ****ed, while his missus remained blissfully unaware that they were on the brink.

I asked him what his missus made of it all when he came out the other side and told her.

He said that to this day she still has no idea.

 

And this ^ gentlemen, is why women live longer than men.

He played that well like, dealt his Mrs big time on the downsize.

 

Going to have a punt at the CL double. Dortmund and Juve.

 

Juve too big at 2.82 on BF imo. So i'm having some of that.

 

Good shout on Juve.... so far!

 

Bookie seems to have paid out on the Juve win and cancelled the double as the Dortmund game was cancelled.

 

It had already been rescheduled before the KO of the other game so they shouldn't have done that

 

Might just be an automated thing.

 

Illegal to gamble here.
Can't drink because of meds on.
Liverpool arnt going to win anything any time soon.
I'm married.


That's me too... Thanks for making me feel so great

 

Bayern v Real.

Very tough one to call. I'd edge towards Bayern because they'll have that loopy crowd behind them.

 

3-1 to Bayern

 

Yeh, think I'll be putting a few quid on the Germans.

 

Bayern Munich 4/6

Over 3.5 goals 11/8

I know where my money would be going.

 

Interesting.

 

Anyone watching Dortmund vs Monaco?

Monaco tearing **** up. Look very good, fast as anything.

Cheeky bet on them to win the CL?

 

Was looking at Mahrez 6/1 to score at anytime. Pennies on for interest. And Vardy at 16/1 to score first.

 

Bookie did pay out on my double yesterday as the Borussia v Monaco game was considered a no contest by their rules.

On BM v Real for 3.5+ goals. Needed Vidal to score the pen.

This will be the start of a losing streak.

 

Thought Ramos had done me a favour at the end.

Puppy just farted.