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Ha ha . mince and potatoes is my favorite not the walk btw

 

Don't think I've eaten mince and mash for about 15 years at least. Used to love it.

 

Lovely with a few herb dumplings chucked in.

 

I found myself on a train station platform cold as hell, in 1989 one Saturday morning in the Lake District about 5am wondering how the **** I got there.

I still haven't worked it out.

That's not easy, pissed up, from Kings Cross.

 

I haven't eaten a dumpling since my mum died. Over 40 years ago.

I wouldn't even know how to make one.

 

game stew and dumplings ..................cor

 

I found a wallet at a rave about 6 years ago.

I was sat in the 'chill out' part of westfest smoking a fag when someone at the table next to me pointed at the floor saying 'mate you've dropped you're wallet'.

I was gurning my tits off and pilled up out of my head so was suprised he didn't clock it wasn't mine when it took what felt like 4/5 minutes for my brain to process the following thoughts:

'There's a wallet on the floor'
'My wallets in my pocket'
'Matey thinks it's mine'
'I could pick it up and leave'
'Yeah I could...'
*pause*
'Pick it up ya dozy twat!!'

Grabbed it, finished my fag and left. Opened it up and thought I'd found a score rolled up as a snorty, turned out to be a bus ticket with a rizla wrapped round it

So took all the change about £12 and a casino card which became my racking up card for the next few years. Then just as I was about to ditch it I pulled out a bag of weird looking powder which must of had well over a gram in it.

Had a taste and decided it definitely wasn't ching so put it away... ended up doing the lot about 3 weeks later on a Sunday night

 

I found Guinness at Jameson's last night. £2.55, ****ing hell. Thatd 1990 prices.




Fantastic

 

We use a packet mix, just add water

 

Found a hand gun when I was little in my dads back garden. Not sure what kind but I bet it went Petcheew.......Petcheeeeeew!!

Found a twenty standing at the bar at a gig in the Cluny. Queue was full of women so I made sure that they knew I'd found the twenty and made a proper show of it when putting it in the charity box sitting on the bar. They were proper impressed but did I get a ****???? Did I ****!!!

 

you can even use powdered water