Off Topic Best things you've found

I had a great childhood.
My parents never had much money but we were always well fed & happy.
I had a paper round which led me to see my first ever shaven fanny.
On Sundays I had to deliver the papers & then go around again later on to collect the money as folk like a lay in.
There was this couple lived at the bottom of our street. The bloke was a copper.
I knocks on the door & the wife just calls for me to come in.
There she is, sat on the settee in a short dressing gown.
One leg up on the sofa painting her toenails, no knickers on & a lovely smooth mott on show.
I almost ****ed myself to death for months over that.
Bearing in mind I was only 13 & the porn mags at the time, all the women had full bushes.
I'll never forget that.

 

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Better than readers wives on here.

 

Some things I'd like to be able to do again, other things I hated about being a young kid. Going to school was awful, but the summer holidays seemed to last forever, now when you have summer holidays, it's good cos the traffic is bearable, but it seems to be over in a flash.

I'm glad I was a kid then though, and not now, kids these days are pure homo, obsessed with hiding inside their rooms and being goths and crying at every opportunity.

Things we found back in the day were ace, now if a kid found a scooter, they'd probably see if there was any apps for selling it.

 

****ing hell make your mind up mate, one minute it's a homoerotic suicidal cesspit, the next it's a good laugh.

 

No. Billys tales make it worth while sometimes.

 

Loads of good posters, as always. Just need to wake some of the ****ers up, the football (and Stu) has sent them into comas.

 

We both know that this board is at its best when it goes totally off topic.

**** the footy.

 

Subjective innit, we prefer it when it's off topic, others only like the football.

Moyes is to blame, Short is to blame, the players are crocks, the refs are ****... the subjects have been done to death, but many seem happy to crack on with repeating themselves.

When there's interesting football topics, then they're just as good as OT.

 

Theres only so many times you can say Rodwell is ****e, or Defoe is better than SKP.

Ot this is where this board excels imo. Some reet ****ing mentalists.

 

I think there's loads of mileage in the football topics but no one wants to talk about it. If you criticise Moyes/Short/the club you're negative. Even non-Sunderland subjects are ignored- something like 4 replies on the arsenal/Bayern thread and not one thread on Barcelona v PSG. **** it, I'll start one.

 

I look it as some kind of cyber pub.
I come on for a bit of craic & a laugh.
Chat about all sorts like you would down the pub with your mates.
The football only threads have bored me ****ing stupid lately.
Same old stuff regurgitated over & over again.
I like some of the off topic stuff.
I tend to join in more with that.

 

If there's variety then I'll usually have something to say, didn't watch the game last night as I was busy with some wife admin at home, but unless it's stuff from the 1920's I'll usually add something.

It just gets boring, when Moyes has to be dragged out from under the bus and thrown back under it ever 30 mins. Pure pancake.

 

Down the years there has been some epic ot threads. Some ****ing corkers. Where ive literally been crying with laughter.

 

Not606 deathmatch.

Indy getting pied off the bird who wanted to go and see Jason Donovan.

When Cliff Richard got lifted by Yewtree, ****ing hell I was doubled up.

 

I still laugh about that Indy thread.

Elton John. That poor bird was never heard from again.

 

About 200 lads asking to see her tits after her first post

It was like virtual gang rape.

 

Working upstairs in a house locally pulling a cable through a void something was didding in ribs

No need is there, look inwards my man,must be fabulous thinking so much of ones self.

 

Hahaha hungry Stu?

I knew that'd work.

 

As it happens yes i am hungry ,you cannot upset me today after the news i recieved from the liver clinic.

 

They've run out of onions?