Off Topic Best things you've found

I once found a £10 when I was about 8 and I was buzzing, it was basically the key to do anything I wanted to do in the world, I could go anywhere and do anything, obviously I spent it on sweets... but still.

I also found a bag of porn mags, just in a bush near a cemetery. At the time, I was just thinking about all the girls becoming my close associates, over the coming weeks (literally), but now, I think which poor depraved person goes ****ing in the grave yard?

What ya found?

 

I emptied the washer the other day & found one of the new plastic fivers.

 

I also found a tenner when I was a kid, went down the town and bought an air pistol and spent the whole summer playing with it, the change went on ket and cigs.

I once found a false leg as well, it was in a back alley where I lived, don't know how it got there cos there was no one on our estate with one leg??? i played with that for days until my mother caught me hopping round the street with it and gave me a bloody good clip round the lug hole for being so stupid as she put it. I mean, what's wrong with playing with a false leg when you're about ten year old?

 

Who said off topic threads were dead.

 

Good times.

I got done several times over air rifles. Bastards.



I once found a big wad of cash in corfu. Being a good honest citizen.






I spent the **** and got ****faced.

 

One night when I was cleaning up the bar I was working in I found a 20 pack which was full of cigs, weed, rizlas and even a lighter. I had all of that back at the flat already but still a nice find.

 

I also found a cig wallet, when I was a kid. I say found, it was on the salesman's desk in a carpet shop. We used to go in and hide inside the rolls of carpet, every weekend (my childhood was great) and I 'found' this wallet thing, it had a fiver and some cigs in a black packet and a lighter. Obviously finders keepers in that situation, but the fags were a bit mature for us so we obviously just chucked them on the train track.

 

Bronze Age funerary mound, probs.

 

Err, did you tenner finders do all you can to locate the real owners of those ten pound notes? There may well be a criminal investigation ongoing at this time!

 

Er, NO!

 

I found a dead bat the other week as I was walking to the shop.

 

Found a dead bat.

 

Are you sure that it wasn't a cricket ?

 

I think a cat had got it.
Nasty ****s cats.
Don't trust the devious twats.

 

Maybe it had dropped a fiver and gone back to ask.

 

I found a £1 note in front of the toy shop when I was about 6 in Pooly Bridge and there was a load of people round us so my dad gave me a right clip round the ear ( a £1 then was worth nearly a weeks wage in 1957 ) he said look after your money and then dragged me round the corner and said well done son and pocketed it he later let me buy a tractor and trailer from the shop and he went off and got pissed

 

Bill found a dead bat
He thought "fancy that"
Some devious twat
Like a ****ish cat
Has killed the poor bat.

 

My mate came out of some bogs by a beach in north wales saying he had found £50. I was so happy to have a free night of ale that I didn't immediately realise how ****ing dodgy his story was.

 

"Your mate" righto we believe you mate.