Best pub quiz team names..

My local has started quiz night again.. I need a new funny name my last two were

I last breast fed on my mum when I was:

He then reads your score.

And

Jeremy beadle has a tiny cock, but on the other hand it's massive.

Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated..

 

This is not a suggestion, come up with your own, but I used to compete as Memory Glands.

 

Sporting Lesbian

Anne Frank's Drum Kit

Quiz Akabusi

Let's Get Quizzical

 

Abu Hamzas Piano Teachers, is my favourite.