Belgian suicide bomber mindy

I guess getting hit by machine gun bullets didn't help.
(I'm assuming he's dead)

 

No, he was alive and in hospital last i heard.

 

Last you heard ?

News sources were declaring the Moroccan dead 15 hours ago but I'm enclined to go with your anecdotal evidence

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40352351

Dead as Dillinger. Who is also dead.

 

BBC

Big deal i only responded to your ****ty little thread out of sympathy

Prick

 

Before you go can you tell me what ISIS stands for ?

 

Islamic State in Iraq and Syria i think

 

And SPFL ?

 

Submit to Peter ****ing Lawwell

 

Liewellu Akbar

 

DAESH = Dickheads All, Eventually Sold Hostages

 

Think positive, peace in Europe for 70 years.

 

Isis is a river in Cambridge I believe.

Or is that the Cam?

****, I don't know. Anyway, death to the unbeliever you ****s.

 

Technically he wasn't a suicide bomber as the device he'd set off didn't kill him. That came courtesy of the Police who needed a bit of target practice.

How does it work when he gets to heaven to claim his 72 virgins when he didn't actually kill any infidels himself and got shot dead by the Po Po?

 

Suicide by police

 

A man went to a library and asked for a book on committing suicide.

The librarian replied, "**** off, you won't bring it back"

 

What did he do, did he have to order one online or buy one from a bookshop?

 

* Just to be clear, I won't do a Dev and claim the following "joke" as my own, as it isn't my joke.

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Wait for it

The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"

 

Boooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Get aff the ****in stage!