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Off Topic Beholder of the matrix -a world of chaos

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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to a World of chaos, a world full of heros,chancers, evil killers and absolute bastards.

    Along time ago in a galaxy far far away 17 legends went beyond the event horizon and all ended up in this world of pain and suffering.

    Most legends found solice in bonding with others like them and formed two groups

    1. The heros
    Bill
    Ted
    Indiana jones
    Robocop
    Rambo
    Commando
    Gladiator
    Robin hood
    Airwolf

    2. The ****s
    Megatron
    Hanibal
    Skeletor
    Darth vador
    Terminator
    Renegade


    However the real ****s are not so obvious because we have a killer known as none other than ainsley harriot and an alien hunter on the loose ie the ****ing predator.

    The matrix

    The matrix can be used to escape this world so the heros aim is to kill every **** and all **** off together, however the ****s plan to kill all the heros and leave together also.

    One player will start the game with matrix and ill pm them to let them know, however if they are killed this becomes the property of the killer

    If can give his killer matrix mind control disease and if he is ever killed then hero that killed him will join the ****s.

    Lynchings

    As usual vote for someone you want to die every night by 9pm in bold

    Please go easy on me



    Roles

    Ainsley

    Each night every player must nominate a meal choice from ainsleys menu.

    There are 16 meals to start with and one will be laced with deadly mushrooms and will lead to instant death. Everytime someone dies the menu choices will drop and thus not decrease the chance of ainsley killing.

    Ainsley will choose which of the meal choices is to be lethal each night to me via pm.

    Ainsley can only be lyched not killed because like i said hes an absolute bastard if lynched no more meal choices.

    So you will basically pick a number between 1 and 16 and pm me your choice daily.

    Ainsleys aim is to poison everyone and escape with the matrix by himself.


    The predator

    A free role in which he simply selects a player he would like to kill and has a 50 % success rate regardless of location because he's a hunter.

    He doesn't give two ****s about the matrix, however his task isnt easy because both the heros and the ****s know if they identify him they just need to get out the mud and smear it on.

    The predator if lynched will explode and kill whoever is responsible.

    The predator does choose a meal but not a location - ill discuss locations shortly

    Bill and ted

    Can communicate with eachother via pm but not to anyone else.


    Can choose an alternative future once during the game, so if they believe a lynching is killing a hero they can save them via pm and choose whoever they believe to be a **** to die

    Must choose a meal, weapon vote for a lynch and choose location daily.

    Indiana jones

    An absolute legend he discovered the matrix and starts the game with it.

    Must choose a meal,weapon,vote for lynch and a location daily.

    Robocop, hard as **** and can investigate a player with 50% accuracy but is for his info only.

    Must choose a meal, weapon and location Daily.


    Rambo, Commando,Gladiator,robin hood and airwolf are basically the same as Indiana jones but start without the matrix.

    Heros cant reveal identity or pm eachother


    Megatron, Hanibal ( POSSES MATRIX MIND DISEASE ABILTY see matrix up page) ,skeletor, Darth vador,Terminator and renegade can communicate with eachother and must choose a daily meal, weapon, lynch vote
    and location daily.

    Locations

    The woods
    Hotel
    Airport
    Drive through
    Castle
    Bar
    Desert
    Brothel
    The the high street
    Beach

    4 maximum per location if its full ill advise via pm so you can make another choice. This information is top secret and punishment is rape

    ****s can discuss meal choices and locations. However can send max two to any given location.

    Nobody can confirm their location to anyone this is pm to me only!!!!!! One choice accepted no changing.



    Actually the same rule for meal choices no ****ing about.

    Weapon choices

    Hand grenade
    Bazooka
    Shotgun
    Flame thrower
    Machine gun

    You can change weapon choices




    How do locations and weapons work?

    If by chance you end up in a location with any of your enemies you will obviously start killing eachother.

    It's basically like rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock

    The results each night will indicate who fought who and how they died

    If your in a location on your own or just with allies you survive that night.


    You must leave home or airwolf will drop an airstrike on you

    Ok i hope it makes sense any questions start now.

    I might have to change things between now and 9pm

    Ainsley Harriot can you pm me a number between 1 and 16 to lace tomorrows meal.

    1. Horse **** pie
    2. Rats anus burger
    3. Cock soup
    4. Vomit and sprouts
    5. Horses dick
    6. Tomato pisd soup
    7. Chips beans and egg
    8. Trout pussy and mustard mayonnaise
    9. Pasta ringpiece
    10. Chutney and cockcheese sandwich
    11. Lemon breasts
    12. Petrol
    13. Cake
    14. Burger and bollocks
    15. **** spread bagel
    16. Crap

    Ps expect a twist somewhere


    Special powers

    You can use your special power at anytime you choose, but only once in secret via pm

    Predator

    You don't use anything it will occur automatically when lynched or killed when you self destruct.

    Ainsley

    You can throw down your overalls and choose a location and weapon

    Bill and ted

    As before you have the ability to save a lych via time travel

    Indiana jones

    You can identify the location of the matrix for yourself only.

    Skeletor

    You can do the double cross if you get the matrix and go it alone.

    Renegade

    You an opt for a motorcycle escape rather than a weapon but must go to a location to escape.

    Robocop

    You have acid attack option which superceeds usual weapon battle with a 50% kill percentage. If you miss the standard rock. Paper ****e takes place.


    Rambo

    1000 bullets and works the same as acid attack.

    Megatron

    Bazooka arm and works the same as Robocops

    Commando

    Tree through gullet throw and works same as Robocops

    Gladiator

    Sword of chaos and works same as Robocop

    Hanibal

    You can eat someone at any point in the game

    Terminator

    You can be t 1000 for a day

    Darth vader

    Finger point and works the same way as Robocops

    Robin hood

    Lynch save option

    Airwolf

    You can airstrike a location on leaving a battle you survive in

    Rd-209

    Beast mode and works like Robocops

    Soundwave

    Mini wave

    Realese a mini me and works like Robocops

    Gizmo

    Multiply
    Double your chance of survival works like Robocops


    If your special power is a weapon and your opponent also happens to have used their special normal service resumes ie rock paper lizard scissors


    If nobody is at the location and your special is weapon isn't deployed you still have it to use.
     
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  2. brb

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    Oh my head hurts :(
     
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  3. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Well I'm going to be honest. I didn't understand one word of those rules <laugh>
     
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    What time is nightfall?
     
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  6. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Seems kind of obvious fight the enemy take there points become harder.
     
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    Fixed that for you <ok>
     
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  8. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    <laugh> brilliant
     
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    NEV <grr>
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> I haven't a clue what is going on here. Here's Ainsley thinking about what he did to Nevs mother

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    **** of you bastard :)
     
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    9pm tomorrow, however it's going to be Tuesday am for first battle results i have to be at work for something at bastard 9 but tues onwards same night results
     
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    I think Valley is ok



    <whistle>
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  16. brb

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    right well let's sort this ****...

    MUSTY

    in the brothel after eating number 2's off the menu

    :)
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I think I'll have number 4 off the menu just to piss off Gerrez
     
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    Yummy these number two's are nice
     
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    I'm voting for ACS just cos he's a cnut
     
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  20. ValleyGraduate12

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    As long as RHC doesn't say anything <laugh>
     
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