Welcome to a World of chaos, a world full of heros,chancers, evil killers and absolute bastards. Along time ago in a galaxy far far away 17 legends went beyond the event horizon and all ended up in this world of pain and suffering. Most legends found solice in bonding with others like them and formed two groups 1. The heros Bill Ted Indiana jones Robocop Rambo Commando Gladiator Robin hood Airwolf 2. The ****s Megatron Hanibal Skeletor Darth vador Terminator Renegade However the real ****s are not so obvious because we have a killer known as none other than ainsley harriot and an alien hunter on the loose ie the ****ing predator. The matrix The matrix can be used to escape this world so the heros aim is to kill every **** and all **** off together, however the ****s plan to kill all the heros and leave together also. One player will start the game with matrix and ill pm them to let them know, however if they are killed this becomes the property of the killer If can give his killer matrix mind control disease and if he is ever killed then hero that killed him will join the ****s. Lynchings As usual vote for someone you want to die every night by 9pm in bold Please go easy on me Roles Ainsley Each night every player must nominate a meal choice from ainsleys menu. There are 16 meals to start with and one will be laced with deadly mushrooms and will lead to instant death. Everytime someone dies the menu choices will drop and thus not decrease the chance of ainsley killing. Ainsley will choose which of the meal choices is to be lethal each night to me via pm. Ainsley can only be lyched not killed because like i said hes an absolute bastard if lynched no more meal choices. So you will basically pick a number between 1 and 16 and pm me your choice daily. Ainsleys aim is to poison everyone and escape with the matrix by himself. The predator A free role in which he simply selects a player he would like to kill and has a 50 % success rate regardless of location because he's a hunter. He doesn't give two ****s about the matrix, however his task isnt easy because both the heros and the ****s know if they identify him they just need to get out the mud and smear it on. The predator if lynched will explode and kill whoever is responsible. The predator does choose a meal but not a location - ill discuss locations shortly Bill and ted Can communicate with eachother via pm but not to anyone else. Can choose an alternative future once during the game, so if they believe a lynching is killing a hero they can save them via pm and choose whoever they believe to be a **** to die Must choose a meal, weapon vote for a lynch and choose location daily. Indiana jones An absolute legend he discovered the matrix and starts the game with it. Must choose a meal,weapon,vote for lynch and a location daily. Robocop, hard as **** and can investigate a player with 50% accuracy but is for his info only. Must choose a meal, weapon and location Daily. Rambo, Commando,Gladiator,robin hood and airwolf are basically the same as Indiana jones but start without the matrix. Heros cant reveal identity or pm eachother Megatron, Hanibal ( POSSES MATRIX MIND DISEASE ABILTY see matrix up page) ,skeletor, Darth vador,Terminator and renegade can communicate with eachother and must choose a daily meal, weapon, lynch vote and location daily. Locations The woods Hotel Airport Drive through Castle Bar Desert Brothel The the high street Beach 4 maximum per location if its full ill advise via pm so you can make another choice. This information is top secret and punishment is rape ****s can discuss meal choices and locations. However can send max two to any given location. Nobody can confirm their location to anyone this is pm to me only!!!!!! One choice accepted no changing. Actually the same rule for meal choices no ****ing about. Weapon choices Hand grenade Bazooka Shotgun Flame thrower Machine gun You can change weapon choices How do locations and weapons work? If by chance you end up in a location with any of your enemies you will obviously start killing eachother. It's basically like rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock The results each night will indicate who fought who and how they died If your in a location on your own or just with allies you survive that night. You must leave home or airwolf will drop an airstrike on you Ok i hope it makes sense any questions start now. I might have to change things between now and 9pm Ainsley Harriot can you pm me a number between 1 and 16 to lace tomorrows meal. 1. Horse **** pie 2. Rats anus burger 3. Cock soup 4. Vomit and sprouts 5. Horses dick 6. Tomato pisd soup 7. Chips beans and egg 8. Trout pussy and mustard mayonnaise 9. Pasta ringpiece 10. Chutney and cockcheese sandwich 11. Lemon breasts 12. Petrol 13. Cake 14. Burger and bollocks 15. **** spread bagel 16. Crap Ps expect a twist somewhere Special powers You can use your special power at anytime you choose, but only once in secret via pm Predator You don't use anything it will occur automatically when lynched or killed when you self destruct. Ainsley You can throw down your overalls and choose a location and weapon Bill and ted As before you have the ability to save a lych via time travel Indiana jones You can identify the location of the matrix for yourself only. Skeletor You can do the double cross if you get the matrix and go it alone. Renegade You an opt for a motorcycle escape rather than a weapon but must go to a location to escape. Robocop You have acid attack option which superceeds usual weapon battle with a 50% kill percentage. If you miss the standard rock. Paper ****e takes place. Rambo 1000 bullets and works the same as acid attack. Megatron Bazooka arm and works the same as Robocops Commando Tree through gullet throw and works same as Robocops Gladiator Sword of chaos and works same as Robocop Hanibal You can eat someone at any point in the game Terminator You can be t 1000 for a day Darth vader Finger point and works the same way as Robocops Robin hood Lynch save option Airwolf You can airstrike a location on leaving a battle you survive in Rd-209 Beast mode and works like Robocops Soundwave Mini wave Realese a mini me and works like Robocops Gizmo Multiply Double your chance of survival works like Robocops If your special power is a weapon and your opponent also happens to have used their special normal service resumes ie rock paper lizard scissors If nobody is at the location and your special is weapon isn't deployed you still have it to use.
I haven't a clue what is going on here. Here's Ainsley thinking about what he did to Nevs mother please log in to view this image
9pm tomorrow, however it's going to be Tuesday am for first battle results i have to be at work for something at bastard 9 but tues onwards same night results