The amount of Uniturd schlanger slurping, deep throating and gargling that's been going on down on Salford Quays at the Beeb's 5 Live five-aside tournament will have produced enough drool and that to fill Manchester's canal system several times over
Interesting that #bbcsalford cut Delaney's quote to make him sound less retarded Actual quote: “I can honestly say I didn't make contact with Benteke today and IF there was slight contact I didn't impede him and certainly didn't feel there was enough to award a penalty in the 96th min." #bbcsalford version: "I can honestly say I didn't make contact with Benteke today and IF there was slight contact I didn't impede him and certainly didn't feel there was enough to award a penalty," he wrote on Instagram.
#bbcsalford are getting increasingly #desperate and #deluded concerning our progress: "The maths is getting increasingly improbable for Liverpool. Seven points off fourth place - although with a game in hand over Manchester City in that slot - they will need a stellar run in the last 10 games to force their way into the Champions League equation. Liverpool are coming into this one with a bit of momentum. If they emerge victorious today it would be the first time they have won four successive Premier League games since March 2015." So being joint top in the form table means we only have a bit of momentum and things are getting worse for us overall.