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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Depends on how much you drink!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 25, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wait ...... wait ...... wait ..... ok, .... ok, for my next prediction, l will state for the record that..... Xmas is nearly with us!

    Wow, l'm shhit hot tonight.
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 28, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    How many shopping days
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 28, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If you spend nothing, then Xmas is practically here!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 28, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    is there anywhere in particular i can go to spend nothing on nothing
    for no one
     
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    kiwiqpr, Nov 28, 2016
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    Dear Aussie the magnificent,

    Please read this lot and tell me what it means about my future prospects when you get five min spare mate<ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    UTRs, Nov 28, 2016
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    Dear Confused & Much Valued Friend,

    The picture tells me you are wearing rose tinted glasses.
    It also tells me your smoking a joint.
    Everything is far out man!

    That will be $95.00
    Please swipe card now ...............
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 29, 2016
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    So the stars don't mention anything about my sudden bowl movement?

    I was hopeing you could shed some light at the end of the tunnel! So it looks like I'm stuck with only the brown stuff at the end of the tunnel!

    Gutted....
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nothing a cork bung won't fix.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 1, 2016
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    Are they Asteroids or Hemorrhoids Greg ? Only Aussie can predict.....
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, not further advice till payment option is activated.
    Please swipe card, now.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 1, 2016
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    Nothing's free in life it seems :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 1, 2016
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    It is when you buy it from me <ok>
     
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    San Diego, Dec 2, 2016
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    You get what you pay for ......
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 2, 2016
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    Do what l do each year, l go and buy myself a present at Bunnings and then take it back after Xmas for a full refund.

    I get a great present and it costs nothing!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 2, 2016
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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained, I suppose
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 2, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Aussie the Magnificent predicts everyone to have an enjoyable Xmas with family and friends, where possible.
    For those who will be by themselves, were thinking of you too.

    Take care, Best Wishes to all.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 24, 2016
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    Dear Aussie the Magnificent,

    Please can you check this picture out, explain to me what message it sends you on a spiritual plain level?

    please log in to view this image


    Thank you:rolleyes:

    If you except pay pal transactions as advanced payment in full, plus extra AAT (Aussies Added Tax) fines at 10K+% interest rate fine for paying in full on time surcharge then here is the link to my personal pay pal account...

    https://www.paypal.com/uk/home

    Feel free Aussie to log in any time you fancy and just help yourself to my money as I fully trust you man!

    My log on it email gishunglikeafuckinghoresit'[email protected]

    My password is hugechopper75 <ok>

    The 75 was the year I was born just in case you were wondering:afro:
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Have you ever returned for a full refund and then seen it cheaper in the boxing day sale at burnings so then re bought it thus making a profit
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 24, 2016
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    No but l've taken back paint for a full refund having used some stain blocker. I live in sin.
     
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