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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    happy bday G and let me take this opportunity to remind you that ...

    ... everybody dies in the end !!
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 2, 2017
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I just realised I haven't said happy birthday yet... I just made a silly remark...

    Maybe I will later.










    Happy Binglybangly.
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    OK everyone, attention over now, let's all move on. Nothing to see here. That's it for another year. #closethethread
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    except you did not close it did you :)
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I am not a MOD. :) <ok>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    <laugh> Caught out by the avatars #leclassique
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Apology accepted. :bandit:
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You should know Greez would never say "stop giving me attention".
     
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  9. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    <grr>
     
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  10. Zanjinho

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    I don't like attention mate
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Close this ****er. He's had his ****ing birthday now <whistle>
     
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  12. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I have a birthweek mate
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Even back when he was born he was big. Took a whole week to push him out the birth canal.
     
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  14. Zanjinho

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    5lb 7oz #likepushingpeas



    Edit: and I was two weeks early #punctual
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Good grief, my middle child was twice that weight at birth. Almost. 10.5lbs. Should have been a C-section at that size but wasn't. She had shoulder damage coming out.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Your Mrs? Not ****ing surprised. It must have been like throwing it down a bucket after that <laugh>
     
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  17. Zanjinho

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    1st... 7lb 4.5oz (emergency c-section)
    2nd... 7lb 4oz (forceps)
    3rd... 5lb 11oz (planned c-section)

    First was ten day late. Third was two weeks early because it was planned. Second was on his due date.
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

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    My son was nearly 2ft long when he was born, weighed about 8lb 9 ozs. My Mrs is only 5ft tall so it must have been a bit cramped in there. He is 27 and 6ft 3" now
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Happy Birthday!


    For next year

    How many cakes were under your candle?
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Mar 4, 2017
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    We only went in for scan and they got her out there and then as she was breached and had no fluid around her! <yikes>

    5lb 5oz
     
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