Arsenal v Palace

After a much needed 3 points on Saturday against one ex Fat Sam team Arsenal make the short trip to Fat Sam's current team in the shape of Crystal Palace (near their natural home in South East London).

Palace are hovering just above the relegation zone which makes this a difficult game for me cos I dislike that arrogant, twatty, oxygen wasting mo fo almost as much as you lot...actually, that's unfair as I like quite a few Arsenal fans and treat the arsenal kids in school well but any that like big sam automatically get lunch time detentions.
But football wise this is a bit like having to choose between being kicked in the nuts on having my nuts stamped on.


Arsenal gained points on City, United and Liverpool on Wednesday so are right back in the hunt for a top 4 trophy. Only Chelsea are guaranteed a top 4 place so the next 2 months will be a dog fight for 3 places between spurs, Arsenal and a load of mouthy northerners.

Being away from the emirates should remove some of the pressure on Arsenal as there shouldn't be too many Wenger outties fighting the Wenger trusties as witnessed v Man City. Who the hell pays THAT much money to watch Arsenal v City so they can fight??? Surely a friday night in wetherspoons would be cheaper!

Palace will play Fat Sam's favoured
system of;
1. Hoofer
2.Hoofer 3.Hoofer 4.Hoofer 5.Hoofer
6.Hoofer 7.Hoofer 8.Hoofer 9.Hoofer
10.Soon to be sold non hoofer
11.Donkey Hoofer

His tactics will be simple...
Chew gum
Wave arms around
Go red in the face
Slag off the lines man and ref
Eat a lot

Arsenal will use their away formation of;
When is Cech back
4 x Thought these lot could defend
1 Red card magnet
2x WTF is wrong with Ramsey & Ozil
2x pass it to Sanchez FFS
1x I am Sanchez so pass to me twat

The tactics will be more sophisticated than Fat Sam's...
Run around for 5 minutes
Pass to Sanchez
Wish you were playing Lincoln
Hope to God they don't get a corner
Pass to Sanchez
Wish you were playing West Ham
Complain about Ox being ****
Pass to Sanchez
Blame Wenger for a **** shot
Pass to Sanchez
Blame wenger for complicated tactics
Troop off ignoring fans (if a loss)
Take team selfies (if a win)

Would wish you luck but in the words of a wise person "Get to **** man" ( I may of paraphrased Mother Teresa a little to be fair)

 

Enjoyed reading that. I guess you don't like Fat Sam...

 

You should never jump to conclusions

 

Every game is a must win for us now. I reckon we've got enough to see off Palace, but we'll need to be at our best.
I thought the games against City (other than the dumb moments of defending) and the West Ham game, saw us getting back to being somewhere like our old selves.

 

glad you don't do our match threads

 

On the contrary I think he should do a match thread for each club.

 

Why? This is brilliant!

 

It's brilliant because it's piss taking and very funny. He is our resident misery guts, I dread to think what he'd say about some of our players.

 

So with Spurs, Liverpool and City all winning and Chelsea look pretty certain to also win the pressure is really on United and Arsenal on Sunday and Monday.
Chelsea are 21 points ahead (or will be in an hour) Spurs 14 points, Liverpool 9 points and City 6 points ahead. You and united have 2 games in hand over all above you and 3 over Liverpool.
It's going to go down to the wire with 6 teams fighting for just 4 places

 

Wenger well and truly has Fat Sam's number these days, can't recall the stats on the top of my head, but pretty sure that Wenger has a long winning run against Fat Sam, we also have an excellent record at Selhurst Park, plus Giroud loves scoring against Palace.






Now watch us lose.

 

This is squeaky bum time after all the teams vying for top 4 won in the weekend. Monday's game will put us under more pressure. Fat Sam will relish getting one over Wenger. Expect his gum chewing to be more vigorous than usual.

 

Do Spurs fans have to post all the comments, as well as writing the match thread?

 

Mustafi has to get a yellow for that lunge but instead of feeling lucky he shouts at the ref

 

Just back from work in time for KO. As mentioned above, with all the teams around us winning, this is a must win game !

 

Really **** weekend for arsensl result wise.

 

Martinez does a Lloris

 

Ozil takes an Eriksen esque corner

 

Well you can take Townsend out of spurs but....

 

More shocking defending,is it any wonder.

 

Mustafi booked...only 22 mins gone...gonna be walking a dangerous line with any more fouls