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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Apr 11, 2017.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    I don't think Ox knows Bosan enough to get on him. Could you steer him towards your lay-by cabal?
     
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    You absolute twat!
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Bosnan ?

    What you are trying to refer to is a Bosman



    You twat :)
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Epic fail - it's a Bosman

    you absolute twat :)
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG trying to correct somebody else and ****ing it up himself once again <laugh>
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    Gotta love a honey trap. <laugh>
     
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    noun: honey-trap
    1. a stratagem in which an attractive person entices another person into revealing information or doing something unwise.
    2. Honey trapping is an investigative practice utilizing romantic and/or sexual relationships for an interpersonal, political or monetary purpose to the detriment of one party involved in this romantic or sexual affair.
    <laugh> In what ****ed up alternative universe are you an attractive person? And are you implying that you're trying to have a romantic and/or sexual affair with HIAG? I'm sure none of us saw that coming.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    I definitely have something Ensil I've got you jizzing your pants at my every post.:)
    Also it's common knowledge he has been sucking my cock for six years. <ok>
     
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  10. Oh, **** me!

    So I accidentally type an "n" in place of an "m" and I have the 'Pede wriggling each one of its many holes, and squealing in perverse delight!

    Grow up, the lot of you, ffs!
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    Also, there should be an S on the end of that ffs

    <laugh>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Rattled to fcuk <laugh>
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Also there's only a D instead of an R in Spuds instead of Spurs. But that hasn't stopped you from going into thermonuclear meltdown about it :)
     
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  14. Chelsea will enter the race to sign Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain from Arsenal, with Liverpool and Manchester City also interested in the 23-year-old England midfielder. (Daily Mirror)

    The Ox to Chelsea is an interesting wrinkle.

    Any word from our resident Gooners as to how likely that is to happen?
     
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  15. Arsenal are in danger of breaching Premier League wage control rules if Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, and Germany midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, sign new contracts. (Daily Mail)

    I bet Mr Chips danced a jig when he was told this news!

    Ozil: "I want £300k each week to keep playing for that old fossil!"

    Sanchez
    : "I want more than that, even!"

    Mr Chips
    : "Sorry, lads. The FA lawyers have been on the blower and told me quite categorically that if I pay you what you want, we're for the jump!"
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Nah we are ok, we will just leave them on the same salary for the next year and then let them toodle off for feck all !

    in reality Ozil will sign and we will use the Sanchez/£ity money to Mbappe*











    *not THAT Mbappe but an unknown Algerian midget midfielder playing in the 4th tier of the Arabian League !!!!!
     
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  17. Paris St-Germain have offered Monaco a world record £119m for 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe. (Mirror)

    But Arsenal are preparing a new bid with Arsenal Wenger confident of a deal for the in-demand forward. (Metro)

    And the highly-rated 18-year-old is open to the idea of moving to Arsenal. (Telegraph)

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    £119 million.

    What's the most that Wenger has ever spent on a player? I bet it's barely a third of that!

    These hacks don't stop to think about what they're writing!
    <doh>
     
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  18. gooner4ever

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    £43m on Ozil is our current record buy.

    Look every man and his dog knows that we won't buy Mbappe. Wenger will underbid everyone and then say at a later date that "we tried to buy him but zeez clubs with Arab oil money zay did outbidz us, but we were mentally prepared to buy him as we have been watching him since he was 3 years old and did nothing until he was worth over a £100m, it's the Arzenal way of course"
     
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  19. BREAKING NEWS!

    Wenger has just bid £119,000,001 for Kylian Mbappe.
     
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  20. Lovearsenalcock

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    bantz

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