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Are dogs allowed on trains?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Castleger, Feb 15, 2010.

  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    I know guide dogs are, but what about ****in normal pet dogs.

    the reason I ask is, me and the wife headed into the Big Smoke on Saturday around 4pm, for a bite to eat and a wee swally.

    get's on the train at Paisley Gilmour St and grabs a seat, as the train gets goin I notice this ****in Japanese Akita siiting in the aisle staring at me, like I'm his next ****in meal.

    the owner, who at first I couldn't see, then sat up after ****ing around with a bag on the floor, was a stereotypical Plunge McNugget jakey/junkie type, who looked like he weighed all of about 6 stone.

    I decided it was best not to have a 'stare ye oot' contest withthe ****in hound of the baskervilles, but everytime I turned round the **** is eyeballing me.

    Even the ticket guy more or less had to climb over a seat to get past, rather than ask the ned to move the ****ing monster, and you could see he was ****eing himself.

    surely a train journey from Paisley to Glasgow is dangerous enough without having to endure ravenous wolf like beasts before ye even get there.

    (Iwasshiteinmasel>

    Get dogs off the ****in trains, I say!
     
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  2. TN8

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    Get ****in bikes banned from trains first, then we'll move on to dugs <grr>

    IF YOUR BIKE WORKS THEN ****IN USE IT!!!
     
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  3. Castleger

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    Ah don't mind bikes, as there's less chance of being mauled to ****ing death by a ****in Raleigh Grifter!
     
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  4. Rocket

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    I've not been on a train for at least 10 years. Are they not just for ****ers?
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    as soon as i saw the title i thought "que TN8's bike rage"
     
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  6. TN8

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    <grr>
     
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  7. Castleger

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    It's the first train I've been on for donkey's years, but it seems your right.
    Hence the reason we got a taxi back home<ok>
     
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  8. Bhoy From Brum

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    <ok>

    Full of ****ers who think they're better then the rest because they 'commute' rather than catch the bus.
     
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  9. Frank The Tank

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    Dugs are allowed on trains, my sister brought my lovely wee cocker spaniel down to Leeds on the train. Never bothered anyone apart from some middle aged bint who felt the need to stare and tut whenever the dug moved. ITS A DOG YA CRUSTY AULD MIDDEN AND A WELL BEHAVED ONE AT THAT, NO A ****ING TERRORIST!

    As for bikes, I'll be taking the train back to Leeds with my bike in October. Canny wait to piss everyone off with that <laugh>
     
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  10. Thomas The Cat

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    Me and dugs don't get along!
     
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  11. Bhoy From Brum

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    Dogs always seem to jump at me or **** outside my house.

    My mates did a charity bike ride to Manchester last year, one dozy ****er hadn't worked out they would be getting the train back the next day & hadn't got the money <laugh> A pal sorted him but the ****er just assumed they were riding back too <doh>
     
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  12. Castleger

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    Catboy

    I have an Uncle called Tom and another called Gerry
     
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  13. Frank The Tank

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    <laugh>

    **** sake! There's no chance I'm cycling all the way back to Leeds again. I'll happily take the train and cycle home from the station. Got my housemate driving up to Scotland and back with mine and anyone else's clothes meaning I'll only have a small rucksack on the way up <ok>
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Frank I don't know what I'm going to do <laugh> Probably be getting the train down to Leeds with my bike and all the ****e I'll need, then cycling to Stirling and train back to East Kilbride. Might not even wash or anything to piss ****s off more <laugh>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    magic i thought you said you couldnt cycle a few months ago?
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I learned how to last summer when I got my first bike and been getting steadily better <ok>
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

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    have the stabilisers come off yet?
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    you couldnt ride a bike <yikes>
     
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  19. Castleger

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    well done ML, hopefully you'll be swimming next<ok>
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> the swimming is my main worry in the triathlon <laugh>

    In my defence, I only ever had a bike when I was 5 or 6 and it was too small for me.....so I never learned. The missus bought me a bike last summer for my birthday and I taught myself to ride within a day
     
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