Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

In cafe today, I asked why they called it Oasis Soup. They said, "you got a roll with it".

 

Remember when we would have been delighted if City had signed him?

 

No, we didn't. But a lot of fans wanted us to bid for him and would have been delighted if we had signed him at the time. Myself included.

 

He was always painfully slow so getting old wont have been detrimental to him.

 

It was willie madden

 

We've waited ages for you to post Glenn and you got his name wrong!! Must post more and do better

 

Registration on the first day back at school in London

Ahmed Al Sheriah ………………………………"here"
Mustafa Al Sheriah …………………………….."here"
Fatima El Bindiri ……………………………….."here"
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ……………………………"here"
Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer? Ali Sun Al En?

Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for f*** sake!"

 

Just as an aside, presume we are talking Willie Maddren. Used to be involved with my lad's junior team. We had a good side and played a team from Middlesbrough who hadn't failed to win a game, league or cup in the previous 2 seasons. We drew with them. Had another match the following year and they played us off the park. Far superior in movement off the ball, positional sense...Was talking to one of the dads saying how they had improved compared to our lads and he said Willie Maddren had been coaching them. He was serious and took no nonsense.They all spoke most highly of him, players, parents and coaches of the lads team, as a player, coach and person.
Sad to see him die so young of that awful disease.

 

My girlfriend told me she'd slept with seven people before we met. I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.

 

So, you're heading down to Asda for some beer. Dunno, maybe a crate of 15 or 24. Feel pretty proud of yourself?

Here's a big "**** you" from Finland.

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Edit: Save you the time. £304. Equiv to £7.30 for 24. Probably tastes of wee wee.

 

Racist

 

It's also worth pointing out that if you buy 1000 individual cans from the display behind you save 150 Finnish Markka.

Probably worth the extra 150 for the handy pallet you get for when you drive to the shops in your forklift.

 

My shrink told me to write letters to the people I hate and then burn them.

I did.

But what I am supposed to do with the letters now?

 

Lovely photos. I question their understanding of what a City is though.