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  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    Ross Barkley getting laid out in a club
    ****ing cheap shot

     
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    Who's Ross Barkley?
     
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    Wonder if they sell bread bums?
     
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  5. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    If you're a Neil Young fan...

     
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    So lucky I saw his stick, a blind man in camoflage gear out walking, I nearly bumped into him!




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    Another busy night at all the British henge sites as staff work all night to move the stones forward by an hour.

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    I was in the park with my dog and I said to this bloke, "Which way did you vote?"
    "I voted to leave," he replied. With that my dog bit him.

    I carried on and I saw a woman, "Which way did you vote? " I asked.
    "I voted to leave, " she said. My dog bit her as well.

    As I carried on I met another man, "Which way did you vote?" I asked.
    "I voted to remain" he said. With that my dog bit him.

    My dog doesn't give a toss about politics.
     
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    When I was a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog...
     
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    Me and my wife had sex in the plumbers' position today. We stayed in all day and nobody came.
     
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    I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
    He said "Thanks"
    I said "Don't mention it"
     
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    No doubt the nasty policemen attacked peaceful Leicester fans who were just having a quiet drink and a bit of banter with no provocation.
     
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    "Go straight over at the roundabout"...

     
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    Apparently they have charged 8 fans with 'making a mess!!!'
     
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    I just posted a joke about United Airlines but the company forcibly removed it !
     
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