Easy to mock this but at least its not "we're in for a relegation fight" and as its in the Sun we should take it with a pinch of salt - but it is very predictable from the dark ones -
As the self appointed sage of the Sunderland board I'd be foolish not to take your pearls of wisdom on board. That said I think I'll shove them up my arse.
If you have a cough in the morning then make sure you push them observations back down again towards your arse Nowt like a bit of truth and honesty going up and down, if you get my drift..