If you eat lots of bran, you'll be crapping yourself all day! If you eat lots of licorice, you'll be crapping yourself all day! If you crap yourself all day ............... you'll have the sh!ts !!!!!!!! I move a motion that we ........................................
Most people believe that shoe polish is meant to be used on shoes (and boots) I believe that The Black & White Minstrels thought differently
Here are some of the fascinating facts and figures about the human brain. 1. The typical brain is about 2% of a body’s weight but uses 20% of its total energy and oxygen intake. 2. Your brain is 73% water. It takes only 2% dehydration to affect your attention, memory and other cognitive skills. 3. Ninety minutes of sweating can temporarily shrink the brain as much as one year of aging.
I've read it Gordon - you learn something new every day ! Not a lot of people know this, but did you know that the Sphynx cat was named after Cleopatra was asked by a servant where the animal was, only to be told "I sphynx the little fecker is in the corner having a crap" please log in to view this image
Chris Rea almost collaborated on an album with Dire Straits in the 80s, it was going to be named "Dire Rea"....