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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    kiwiqpr, Dec 6, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Aussie is about to fart.
    Aussie has commenced farting.
    Aussie is continuing to fart.
    Aussie is feeling good farting.
    Aussie is on a roll, farting.
    Aussie has cleared the shop farting.
    Aussie has been asked to leave the shop, farting.
    Aussie shows no signs of not continuing to fart.
    Aussie breaking wind and records!
    Aussie finally stops farting.
    Aussie doesn't follow thru!
    Now that's amazing!!!!!
     
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    <laugh>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Saturday 10th December, 2016
    Barnsley 2 -1 Norwich City

    That's amazing :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Love it!
     
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    Maybe he wasn't a very patient bloke :cheesy:
     
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    Ipswich don't sack managers until they are on the brink of relegation.
     
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    QPR have lost six on the trot ..... not amazing, just business as usual.
     
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    A new world record ??????

    I started a fart in 2016 and finished it in 2017!!!!

    Important stats......

    I started a fart at 11:59am 31st December 2016 and finished it at 12:01 1st January 2017.

    The qualifying fart varied between 4 & 12 decibels and at one stage, local witnesses were placing bets of a follow thru at 12 decibels.

    Thankfully for all, no follow thru was evident and everyone returned home in complete safety.

    However, this courageous effort has to be a record!

    Blew my arrse out but wow, even l was impressed!
     
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    Have you been onto Guinness
     
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    Certainly sounds like you have been on the Guinness
     
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    Nah mate, like you, a bourbon and coke man.
     
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    Our mate UTRs says he's going to write a serious posts ...... ha!

    It's not possible my friend, take it from me. Now where's my Mr Ed horse book ......
     
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    Fact 1 - Aussie talks as much crap as the next person!
     
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    Ipswich are ****.
     
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    So are my jocks............
     
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