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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Further to my very important comments ..............

    The fart facts
    What does a fart consist of? How bad does a fart smell? What kind of fart facts are there?
    How do you call a fart? Where can you fart the best?
    You can find all the fart answers on your fart questions on www.thefartfacts.com

    An average fart is made of:
    59% nitrogen
    21% hydrogen
    9% carbon dioxide
    7% methane
    4% oxygen
    1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part
    100% original fart

    A fart is mostly produced bij E.coli*.
    * E. coli are bacteria that are commonly found in the intestines of humans and animals. There are different types of E. coli. Mostly are not harmefully and only causes people to fart. Most farts are flammable, because of the methane and hydrogen they containA fart has at the time of creation the temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. This is 37 degrees Celsius.

    A fart has reached the speed of 10 feet per second. This is 3.05 meters per second.

    One person can produces about 0.5 liters of farts a day. This is almost 0.13 gallon.

    Men and woman will fart equally. *Have you ever met a woman who will admit this?

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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If you sit in a bath and fart repeatedly, the water level will raise and then fall away depending on the level of activity from the arrsehole.

    The higher the output, the more likely the loss of nose hair.
     
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    Mick McCarthy doesn't know what 'attack' means....fact
     
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    QPR's so called strikers don't know where to kick a ball when it occasionally enters their area of the pitch!
     
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    I ate four weetabix this morning!

    Top that!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If we lose, we may get Dim Sim Tim.
    If we win, JFH stays.
    Dammed if we do or if we don't.
     
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    Damned pork strangers
     
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    Looks like were dammed then.
     
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    We may get Dim Tim Sim AND clueless Ramsey as his assistant ................ you couldn't make it up ............. could you?
     
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    Sorry, I thought the thread title was "Amazing Farts" !!
     
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    dont encourage aussie
     
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    England are still not very good
     
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    what have they lost at now
     
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    Now that is an amazing fact <ok>
     
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    Let me assure you that this lass has earned every dollar.
     
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    How long is a piece of string?

    Well now I have found the answer to this big question...

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    Approximately 100 mtr:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    And now your asking yourself "where does string actually come from...?"

    Well now I can also give you an answer to these big questions that have been on your mind and bugging you for years...

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    A string machine<ok>
     
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    Now that is an amazing fact <ok>
     
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