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Afterlife?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes? No? Unsure?

    Personally I don't think there is anything after. We live our life, we die and that's that. The only reason we are here is to procreate and keep humankind going. Finito, Mussollini. <ghost>
     
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  2. SleepySpecialK

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    When you die you become worm food. Simple as that.

    Anyone that thinks there's something "beyond this world" has a **** life and is looking for something to look forward to.

    FACT.
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Unless you are cremated and then you come back as a Tesco Burger.
     
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  4. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    Ah ****in hope there is an afterlife, i want to cause some spectral mayhem when my time comes. :grin:
     
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  5. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Funny that. I was in Tesco's cafe today and asked for a burger, lady says "Do you want anything on it". "£5 each way" was my reply.
     
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    You`ll soon be finding out you old ****
     
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    I hope there's an after life. i've been spending the last 30 years being a **** so i can go to hell and spit in John lennon's face <ok>
     
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  10. Alf Hooker

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    There's no after life for gay rent boys, so you will be disappointed you ****<ok>
     
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    The same is probably true for people with no brains who spend their life in bedsits drinking paint stripper and getting fat on left over food from bins.
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <laugh> Dan that ****wit ALF will follow you round too now.

    He doesn't have any friends :(
     
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    We should be kinder to him really - he's quite articulate for a spastic
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm hoping the afterlife is like apres ski.
     
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  15. Alf Hooker

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    So, who brought you out of your boyfriend Toby jug? oh yes, you're following me around <doh> ****ing dimwit
     
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  16. Alf Hooker

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    You should know, low life<laugh>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get in there Alf, get they ****s telt <laugh>
     
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    I could be lying in a gutter, covered in my own blood, piss and ****, bankrupt, been given a good kicking and having been violently raped and stabbed by 87 different blokes and my life would still be a damn sight better than yours <ok>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Youve just described my life ya bassa.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I look forward to reading yer autobiography.
     
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