You would think so wouldn't you. One is invisible, one lives in the pub and the least said about the last one the better! I have changed my mind WJ should be a mod... at least it would stop his pontification and speaking for all of us!
Nope youll have us all eating porridge, wearing kilts, and saying wee before we know it and you know where you can stick your ginger wigs and bagpipes
Which one do you want to replace. I shall use my famous influence to sort it out among the movers and shakers!