5 Facts

1-NUFC had 52 points after 25 games the last time they won the Championship

2-Only 7 teams in the last 16 years have more points after 25 games than NUFC. 6 won the title... the other (boro) went up.

3-17 Wins, 7 defeats and one draw...... No team in England has won more games this season.......

4-We have Rafa Benitez

5-We have a transfer surplus sitting there to stengthen

 

oh and... if someone had of told me we would be 6 points clear of 3rd with a massive goal difference right now I'd have snapped their hands off.....

 

^^^beelin^^^

 

yer right

 

5 facts :

1. Nev is useless at running prediction leagues

2. Trev is a corrupt cheat

3. Sammy Amoebi IS Dwayne Dibley

4. Jimileysbaldhead is 103 years old

5. ACS has a tiny penis



Well, OK, Sammy isn't the real Dwayne Dibley, but the rest is all true.

 

5 facts :

1. Nev is useless at running prediction leagues

2. Trev is a corrupt cheat

3. Sammy Amoebi IS Dwayne Dibley

4. Jimileysbaldhead is 103 years old

5. ACS has a tiny penis



Well, OK, Sammy isn't the real Dwayne Dibley, but the rest is all true.

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how did you find Fact 5 out ??

 

His missus told me while I was humping her.

 

ah well, that's ok then

 

5 facts:

1. You're all ****s [except Chaos.]
2. Rafa is a demi-god [His decisions have demoted him from full on super deity]
3. Paul Dummett and Jack Colback are the new epitomes of the term '**** splash'.
4. Sunderland are still ****.
5. Bob Dylan will be the first big celebrity death of 2017.

 

Bruce Forsyth or Kirk Douglas for me.

 

Kirk has to be favourite. Half dead mother ****er.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...iends-family-ongoing-100th-birthday-bash.html

Although if Zeta-Jones is offering him a blow job in that pic it could go either way. He might have the desire to stay alive long enough to get the hard on, or it may just finish him off (in all sense of the phrase)

 

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#beelin

 

?? But they're not redheads (any more)

 

The Queen, Prince Phillip, Kirk Douglas - Three old ****ers that must surely be on their way out this year.

 

2 out of 3 will do me ...save Spartacus

 

It'd be kind of ironic if Prince Philips Doctor was Asian. Considering the Alf Garnettesque pearls he has come out with over the years.

 

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Cheeky F@cker, I'm only 102 years old and can still get £205.00 per litre for my sperm.

 

Here's another fact

90% of your body isn't human

 

I knew it, I just knew it. Saw Obi recently and was convinced he was 90% Big Mac.