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Off Topic 100m Final

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Aug 5, 2017.

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    It's not Gatlin's fault, It's the fault of the authorities. Anyone done for drugs should be banned for life.
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I cheated with your mum. Not at monopoly though... <party>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Aug 6, 2017
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm
    Good for you
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 6, 2017
  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I didn't!!! It was a five not a four and I didn't land on my wife's Mayfair with the hotel...on...it...

    :bandit:
     
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  5. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I still can't comprehend how they can run 100m in less than10 seconds,
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    I remember the good old days, I could run it in 10mins.
    Of course I was still sprightly then.
     
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    Heed, Aug 6, 2017
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I can remember running the 100 yards at school. I was pretty good at it and managed to run it once in 4.45 seconds. Mind you it helped that I knew a shortcut.

    <whistle>
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Nothing unexpected then.
    Once a cheat, always a cheat, it would seem.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We did didn't we :)
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It's helped by the fact that it's not up hill.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The fastest times ever, with drug cheats crossed out.....

    Mmmmm. Food for thought.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye but the other guy who beat Bolt last night is as clean as a whistle, yes?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Aug 6, 2017
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    As clean as Trev's cheating record.
     
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  13. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know Yohan Blake got in trouble.
     
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  14. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Got to feel for Bolt though, now he needs to get a new job. What's he got on his CV? "I once could run fast"
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    He could be the next Sissoko with credentials like that - puts in about the same effort as well (a little less than 10secs each time he runs)
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 8, 2017
  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If Bolt wasn't such a poor starter, man would have run sub 9 seconds no doubt about it, his physique and stride length was perfect for it.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 8, 2017
  17. Seabass

    Seabass Well-Known Member

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    Sign him up
     
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    Seabass, Aug 8, 2017
  18. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Agree with Fishy on this one.

    Pay Bolt £5M to sign for us and then sell him to Tottenham for £45M when they sell Sissoko.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Gatling did not win fair and square Chaos. The latent effect of drugs is very obvious. If anyone had any doubt previously, they shouldn't now. He is 35 for ****s sake - it's hilarious.

    He won because the rules are stupid. You either dole out life bans (if you can get it legally viable) or you just let everyone take what they want. This whole middle ground fighting the good fight has cattled athletics. If it wasn't for Bolt it would have already been dead.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 9, 2017
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  20. Captainchaos.

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    Sub 9 ? No chance
     
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